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Song Parodies -> "Vlad P. Nice"

Original Song Title:

"Mack the Knife"

Original Performer:

Bobby Darin

Parody Song Title:

"Vlad P. Nice"

Parody Written by:

Bob Gomez

The Lyrics

So: I went and got a job in this booming economy, thanked God the Korean Peninsula is finally denuclearized, and prayed for the Palestinian people. Then I wrote this parody. And a palindrome, too! You're welcome, America!
Ol' Vlad's sharp, ex-
KGB chief
From the old U.
Cagey tactics
Have ol' Vlad's peeps, babe
And he keeps them
Near and far

Ya know, when Vlad starts strikes
From his Jeeps, babe
Target missiles
Target jets
And ol' Crimea
But there's never,
Never a trace of Reds

Now on a park bench, huh, huh,
One London mornin', uh huh
Lies a body
Just losin' breath, eek,
Chem weapon sneaked in-
To someone's teapot
Authorized by
Ol' Vlad, you bet

There's Assad folks, huh, huh, huh
Bombin' the rebels, don'tcha know
With plenty air support
Even troops on the ground
A-that Tartus Naval Base
It's there for the nukes, dear
Five'll get ya ten ol' Vlad ain't
Backin' down!

Now d'ja hear 'bout Bobby Mueller?
All those indictments?
Thirty-two so far
And five guilty pleas!
And now T. Rump claims
There's no collusion
Could it be his scro-
Feelin' squeezed?

Now Kushy Jared, ho, ho,
Mike Flynn, he's tawdry,
Paulie Manafort, yep,
And ol' Carter Paige
Get the cuffs out--
Am I right, babe?--
Now that Vladdie's
All the rage

I said Poppy Doppy!
Whoa, Donny Dork-o!
Look out a-Miss Booty-Tina!
Rockstar Roger Stone!
Time to read your
Miranda rights, hey!
All you Vlad P.'s
Assets known--

You've got ol' Vladdie's back!
┬ęBob "Drat, Bill! Libtard!" Gomez 2018

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Pacing: 1.8
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Overall Rating: 1.8

Total Votes: 50

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Alexander's Rag Tag Band - July 19, 2018 - Report this comment
Indictments were not for collusion with Trump. That's bait and switch. And you can indict a ham sandwich.
Donald Trump - July 19, 2018 - Report this comment
There was no collusion between the Russians and my campaign. It was the ham sandwich. And I am eating that ham sandwich right now.
Libby - July 19, 2018 - Report this comment
I do believe that there was no collusion. But 45's gonna get his ass handed to him for something else.
Michael Pacholek - July 19, 2018 - Report this comment
Bobby Darin' to call Putin and his puppet out.
Former Illegal White House Occupant - July 22, 2018 - Report this comment
I'll have greater flexibility after the election.
Current Foreign Asset White House Occupant - July 22, 2018 - Report this comment
#MeToo lol. Putin's told me, and this is huge, and a very generous offer, I might add, that, in the future, at some point in time, perhaps when I'm no longer serving as everyone's favorite President, there might be, could be, some very interesting opportunities for developing real estate and resort properties, particularly in the Crimea which I hear has very fine beachfront property, some of the best in the world, even better than south Florida which I'm very familiar with, as you know, and don't forget the beaches in North Korea which are really tremendous and beautiful, you should see them, believe me they're outstanding but you'd have to take out the cannons and some of the spent uranium dumps, but other than that, I mean, Crimea, what a name for a resort, right, I could definitely retire there, believe me.
Libby - July 23, 2018 - Report this comment
^^ lol

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