-> "Agents Don't Let Your Clients Sign Up With the Cowboys"
Original Song Title:
"Mamas Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be Cowboys"
Parody Song Title:
"Agents Don't Let Your Clients Sign Up With the Cowboys"
The Lyrics
Agents, don't let your clients sign up with the Cowboys.
Don't let 'em pick Dallas, and drive through their lines.
Make 'em be Eagles or Redskins or Lions.
Agents, don't let your clients sign up with the Cowboys.
For "America's" home, but they're always alone,
E'en when surrounded by fans.
Cowboys are easy to hate, and they're hard to condone.
You think T.-O.'s trouble? Just wait 'til they sign Pacman Jones.
Lonestars on helmets, and old faded jerseys, and each play's a cause for alarm.
I don't understand why the league wants them in; they only do other teams harm.
Agents, don't let your clients sign up with the Cowboys.
Don't let 'em pick Dallas, and drive through their lines.
Make 'em be Packers or Seahawks or Lions.
Agents, don't let your clients sign up with the Cowboys.
For "America's" home, but they're always alone,
E'en when surrounded by fans.
Cowboys play in the East, though they live in South Central.
They play all the late games, when there are not that many on.
Invented the "hail mary"; They're wrong and they're diff'rent, and each play is grounds for attack.
They have the cheerleaders, but other than that, there's no cause to keep them intact.
Agents, don't let your clients sign up with the Cowboys.
Don't let 'em pick Dallas, and drive through their lines.
Make 'em be Niners or Chargers or Lions.
Agents, don't let your clients sign up with the Cowboys.
For "America's" home, but they're always alone,
E'en when surrounded by fans.
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