I am a man who walks alone
And when I'm walking 'cross my home
At night or moving horses' muck

When I hear that awful sound
I sometimes stumble to the ground
And I am anxious of the duck

Fear of the duck, fear of the duck
I have constant fear of
Loosing half my ear
Fear of the duck, fear of the duck
I have a phobia that
Monster's always there

Have you run your fingers down the pen
If you get stuck in there again
When you're fetching out some eggs?
This thing always knows just what you took
Stalks you out to drink your blood
You know when this thing's watching you

Fear of the duck, fear of the duck
I have constant fear of
Loosing half my ear
Fear of the duck, fear of the duck
I have a phobia that
Monster's always there

Have you ever been alone at night
Thought you heard quacking behind
And turned around and no one's there?
And as the chicken makes a face
You know you've made a big mistake
You've left the pen unlocked out there

Fear of the duck, fear of the duck
I have constant fear of
Loosing half my ear
Fear of the duck, fear of the duck
I have a phobia that
Monster's always there

Watching horror films the night before
Nightmares of being victim of
The beak just eating out your mind
Maybe the farmer's playing tricks
You sense, and suddenly eyes fix
And are both gouged out from behind

Fear of the duck, fear of the duck
I have constant fear of
Loosing half my ear
Fear of the duck, fear of the duck
I have a phobia that
Monster's always there

When I'm walking 'cross my home
I am a man who walks alone