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Song Parodies -> "Fear of the Duck"

Original Song Title:

"Fear of the Dark"

Original Performer:

Iron Maiden

Parody Song Title:

"Fear of the Duck"

Parody Written by:

NeonPaul

The Lyrics

I am a man who walks alone
And when I'm walking 'cross my home
At night or moving horses' muck

When I hear that awful sound
I sometimes stumble to the ground
And I am anxious of the duck

Fear of the duck, fear of the duck
I have constant fear of
Loosing half my ear
Fear of the duck, fear of the duck
I have a phobia that
Monster's always there

Have you run your fingers down the pen
If you get stuck in there again
When you're fetching out some eggs?
This thing always knows just what you took
Stalks you out to drink your blood
You know when this thing's watching you

Fear of the duck, fear of the duck
I have constant fear of
Loosing half my ear
Fear of the duck, fear of the duck
I have a phobia that
Monster's always there

Have you ever been alone at night
Thought you heard quacking behind
And turned around and no one's there?
And as the chicken makes a face
You know you've made a big mistake
You've left the pen unlocked out there

Fear of the duck, fear of the duck
I have constant fear of
Loosing half my ear
Fear of the duck, fear of the duck
I have a phobia that
Monster's always there

Watching horror films the night before
Nightmares of being victim of
The beak just eating out your mind
Maybe the farmer's playing tricks
You sense, and suddenly eyes fix
And are both gouged out from behind

Fear of the duck, fear of the duck
I have constant fear of
Loosing half my ear
Fear of the duck, fear of the duck
I have a phobia that
Monster's always there

When I'm walking 'cross my home
I am a man who walks alone

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Phil Alexander - May 17, 2005 - Report this comment
I'd love to hear Bruce singing this...
Tony Black - August 10, 2007 - Report this comment
Sounds humourously like the original - I love it!
Erin Barch - June 06, 2008 - Report this comment
That is sooo funny! I was once bitten by a duck, and my doctor laughed at me, lol. 80's metalheads have it rough, don't we?
saffy - June 25, 2009 - Report this comment
omg that so funny lol!
Mleczko - January 16, 2015 - Report this comment
U are awsome writer. It's pleasure to listen this song.

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