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Song Parodies -> "Rhythm Skipped (revised)"
Original Song Title:
"Rhythm Steps"
Original Performer:
Herbie Kay & His Orchestra
Parody Song Title:
"Rhythm Skipped (revised)"
Parody Written by:
BrilliantJ8
The Lyrics
I realised I had forgotten to parody the final line, “Simple as the day is long,” from my original parody. I copied my work from a website that didn’t have that line, but I’m putting a parody for it in now.
Stop, (Start in to stop, then you are not,)
Then, you’re not, (Start in to stop, then you are not,)
That rhythm started watching you,
Oh, (Turn off the heat, then soothe your feet,)
Don’t go slow, (Turn off the heat, then soothe your feet,)
That rhythm started watching you,
Rhythm, rhythm, rhythm, rhythm, rhythm...mmm...
Rhythm skipped,
Start in to stop, then soon, you are not there,
Rhythm skipped,
Turn off the heat, just soothe your feet in,
One, two, three,
It’s a bad sensation, (no, no, no!)
Disagree,
That it’s the step that’s putting the world on its feet,
Rhythm skipped,
You did begin, you could’ve gave in but...
Rhythm skipped,
Just soothe your toes, ‘cause everyone knows that
If you are a dunce,
Oh, you’ll fall more than once,
Well, there is no actual beat,
‘Cause the rhythm’s skipped!
Rhythm skipped,
Start in to stop, then soon, you are not there,
Rhythm skipped,
Turn off the heat, just soothe your feet in,
One, two, three,
It’s a bad sensation, (no, no, no, no!)
Disagree,
That it’s the step that’s putting the world on its feet,
Rhythm skipped,
You did begin, you could’ve gave in but...
Rhythm skipped,
Just soothe your toes, ‘cause everyone knows that
If you are a dunce,
Oh, you’ll fall more than once,
Well, there is no actual beat,
‘Cause the rhythm’s skipped! No!
Rhythm skipped,
Rhythm skipped,
One, two, three,
It’s a bad sensation, (no, no, no, no!)
Disagree,
That it’s the step that’s putting the world on its feet,
Rhythm skipped,
Rhythm skipped,
If you are a dunce,
Oh, you’ll fall more than once,
Well, there is no actual beat,
‘Cause the rhythm’s skipped! No!
Could you please turn off this song?
Then, you’re not, (Start in to stop, then you are not,)
That rhythm started watching you,
Oh, (Turn off the heat, then soothe your feet,)
Don’t go slow, (Turn off the heat, then soothe your feet,)
That rhythm started watching you,
Rhythm, rhythm, rhythm, rhythm, rhythm...mmm...
Rhythm skipped,
Start in to stop, then soon, you are not there,
Rhythm skipped,
Turn off the heat, just soothe your feet in,
One, two, three,
It’s a bad sensation, (no, no, no!)
Disagree,
That it’s the step that’s putting the world on its feet,
Rhythm skipped,
You did begin, you could’ve gave in but...
Rhythm skipped,
Just soothe your toes, ‘cause everyone knows that
If you are a dunce,
Oh, you’ll fall more than once,
Well, there is no actual beat,
‘Cause the rhythm’s skipped!
Rhythm skipped,
Start in to stop, then soon, you are not there,
Rhythm skipped,
Turn off the heat, just soothe your feet in,
One, two, three,
It’s a bad sensation, (no, no, no, no!)
Disagree,
That it’s the step that’s putting the world on its feet,
Rhythm skipped,
You did begin, you could’ve gave in but...
Rhythm skipped,
Just soothe your toes, ‘cause everyone knows that
If you are a dunce,
Oh, you’ll fall more than once,
Well, there is no actual beat,
‘Cause the rhythm’s skipped! No!
Rhythm skipped,
Rhythm skipped,
One, two, three,
It’s a bad sensation, (no, no, no, no!)
Disagree,
That it’s the step that’s putting the world on its feet,
Rhythm skipped,
Rhythm skipped,
If you are a dunce,
Oh, you’ll fall more than once,
Well, there is no actual beat,
‘Cause the rhythm’s skipped! No!
Could you please turn off this song?
Final line makes sense for being a bad song. Hope everyone enjoys!
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