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Song Parodies -> "Phil Spector's Blues"

Original Song Title:

"Da Doo Ron Ron"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Crystals

Parody Song Title:

"Phil Spector's Blues"

Parody Written by:

Adam Bernstein

The Lyrics

I really feel bad for Phil Spector. He had a terrible childhood then became a legend, then he apparently does a Robert Blake. I really don't know if he did it or not, but if he did, he couldn't have been in his right mind. He's still a living legend in my book.
He met her on a Monday in the House of Blues,
Lana Clarkson went to his chateau
Somebody told her that his name was Phil,
He shot her dead, then hired Shapiro,

Yeah, her heart stood still
Yes, his name was Phil,
And when he walked her home
He shot her dead, then hired Shapiro,

He's the world's most famous record Producer
But Phil Spector always carried a gun,
Did she make fun of his small penis size,
If she dissed him he surely got even.

Phil, was once so big,
King of the Sixties, Dig?
And when he walked her home,
Something snapped and then he pulled the trig.

(Sax solo)

They tell us that she commit suicide,
With Phil's gun in his LA chateau,
Something tells me that ain't gonna fly,
He shot her dead, then hired Shapiro,

But I still like Phil,
I think he's just ill,
And when he walked her home
He shot her dead, then hired Shapiro.

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Wild Man - June 06, 2003 - Report this comment
Sad but true , there is scandal in the music world.
Tim Hall - June 06, 2003 - Report this comment
One thing to never forget: Phil Spector inspired Brian Wilson to create Pet Sounds and the world has never been the same.

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