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Song Parodies ->Authors -> Adam Bernstein

I'm a writer, Eastern Philosopher, 1960s afficionado, and local TV Producer. I've been a songwriter since I was a teen, and submitted a parody to a Beatles site where they recommended Am I Right. So for 6 months I've been submitting stuff here. I'm from Jersey, but have lived in many places, now on the West Coast. If you want to check out my original songs, some have audio links on my website:

Song Parodies -> Lyrics

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Parody TitleOriginal TitlePerformerSubmitted
Ya Say Ya Wanna War in BaghdadRevolutionBeatles2003-03-25
ArnettWoodstockJoni Mitchell/ CSNY2003-04-02
RightwingersPiggiesBeatles/George Harrison2003-04-11
The 12 Days of WarThe 12 Days of ChristmasTraditional2003-04-16
George Bush in the White House with CheneyLucy in the Sky with DiamondsBeatles/John Lennon2003-04-28
Cell PhonesMoneyPink Floyd2003-04-28
A Palestinian StateSomebody to LoveJefferson Airplane2003-05-01
Crazy RightwingCrazy on YouHeart/Ann Wilson2003-05-01
HollywoodAquarius5th Dimension/Cast of Hair2003-05-05
Romeo and JulietGoodbye Yellow Brick RoadElton John2003-05-09
Child Stars Who DiedPeople Who DiedJim Carroll2003-05-13
All You DemocratsMr. Tambourine ManBob Dylan2003-05-30
21st Century Rightwing Man21st Century Schizoid ManKing Crimson2003-06-05
Phil Spector's BluesDa Doo Ron RonThe Crystals2003-06-06
Princess Ajana Sent Me an EmailIf You Could Read My MindGordon Lightfoot2003-06-09
Hamas Blew Up the BusMagic BusThe Who2003-06-13
Reagan helped Osama in the EightiesEightiesKilling Joke2003-06-13
My Favorite ShowsMy Favorite ThingsJulie Andrews2003-06-16
I Wish I was Back in the SixtiesPleasant Valley SundayThe Monkees2003-06-23
Kerry ManSpidermanTV Theme (by Ray Ellis/ Bob Harris)2003-06-23
Charles Bronson DiedRiders on the StormThe Doors2003-09-02
Jerry SpringerStairway to HeavenLed Zeppelin2003-09-03
Schwarzenegger Got StonedLike a Rolling StoneBob Dylan2003-09-09
Takin' Porno Downloads (with Kazaa)Takin' Care of BusinessBachman Turner Overdrive2003-09-19
Goin' VeganMovin' OutBilly Joel2003-09-23
California Uber AllesDeutschland Uber AllesFranz Joseph Haydn and Hoffmann von Fallersleben2003-10-09
In the Year 2001In the Year 2525Zager and Evans2003-10-27
Halloween Addams Family MarathonAddams FamilyVic Mizzy2003-10-30
The Buddhist Celebrity SongBoth Sides NowJoni Mitchell2003-11-09
Waiting for David BlaineLeaving on a Jet PlaneJohn Denver2003-11-09
Art Carney DiedAnd When I DieLaura Nyro/Blood Sweat and Tears2003-11-12
Tricycle RiderPaperback WriterBeatles2003-11-14
I Wasn't JFK's Assassin, MaOswn! (TheSergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club BandBeatles2003-11-20
Bush's BrainPenny LaneBeatles2003-11-29
Orgy on SmackThe Brady BunchFrank DeVol & Sherwood Schwartz2003-11-29
Bobby Fischer's EvilMiss American PieDon McLean2003-11-30
Groundhog DayPurple HazeJimi Hendrix2003-12-08
LennonVincentDon McLean2003-12-08
Ebenezer BushMagic ManHeart2003-12-25
It's Art BellJingle BellsTraditional2003-12-25
Michael Jackson's NoseBette Davis EyesJackie DeShannon2003-12-31
Smells Like BosniaSmells Like Teen SpiritNirvana2004-01-04
Howard SternHey MickeyToni Basil2004-01-06
Saddam's Spider HoleI'm Fixing a HoleBeatles2004-01-10
Logan on the Run (The Logan's Run song)Band on the RunPaul McCartney2004-01-20
50 States Dean will Freak Out In50 Ways to Leave your LoverPaul Simon2004-01-23
George Bush the PresidentPopeye the Sailor ManSammy Lerner2004-01-29
Turn Me On BushmenRevolution #9 BackwardsBeatles2004-02-11
Woo Suk Hwang (The Stem Cell Clone Guy)Who Are You?The Who2004-02-14
Ralph! (Ralph Nader song)Help!Beatles2004-03-08
Let it Pee!Let it beBeatles2004-03-14
Flip Flop (John Kerry Song)Get BackBeatles2004-03-21
Vote Fraud in OhioFour Dead in OhioCrosby Stills Nash and Young2004-12-08
Vice President Cheney's in TownSanta Claus is Coming to TownPhil Spector2004-12-11
Lucy is on TV with RickyLucy in the Sky with DiamondsBeatles2004-12-31
Air AmericaAmericaSimon and Garfunkel2005-01-20
Little EichmannsLittle Deuce CoupBeach Boys2005-02-03
A Day in the Strife (of Cheney's America)A Day in the LifeBeatles2005-03-22
The Odd Couple is OnGlory, Glory, HallelujahTraditional2005-06-12
Fascist MashMonster MashBobby Pickett2005-10-25
Back in AfghanistanBack in the USSRBeatles2006-02-16
Back in AfghanistanI'd like to teach the world to singR. Cook/R. Greenway/B. Backer/B. Davis2006-02-22
I'd Like to Teach the World CurlingI'd Like to Teach the World to SingR. Cook/R. Greenway/B. Backer/B. Davis2006-02-23
Ballad of Lieutenant ColumboBallad of John and YokoThe Beatles2006-03-27
My Least Favorite ThingsMy Favorite ThingsMary Martin2006-03-27
Dick Van Dyke ShowDick Van Dyke Show ThemeEarl Hagen2006-04-16
Cell Phone ZombieI Saw Your MommySuicidal Tendencies2006-04-20
Little Joe's BananaBonanza ThemeLivingston/Evans2006-04-24
Now I'm 64When I'm 64Beatles2006-06-19
Hey JewHey YouPink Floyd2006-07-31
Got Nukes?Get BackBeatles2006-10-09
Here's Johnny (The Shining song)Let It BeBeatles2007-11-11
50 States Hillary Will Lose In50 Ways to Leave your LoverPaul Simon2008-01-06
Obama's BunchThe Brady BunchThe Peppermint Trolley Company (DeVol/Schwartz)2008-12-21
Hey, Hey, We're the Junkies!Hey Hey, We're the MonkeesThe Monkees2010-07-27
The Balad of Lieutenant Columbo (Peter Falk tribute)The Ballad of John and YokoBeatles2011-06-27
Middle Eastern RevolutionsRevolutionBeatles2012-09-21
Ed SnowdenMatildaHarry Belafonte2013-06-25
The Man Kennedy, John FitzgeraldWreck of the Edmund FitzgeraldGordon Lightfoot2013-07-09
My Kitty Deleted my DownloadsMy Bonnie Lies over the OceanTraditional2013-07-09
Sum Ting WongYesterdayBeatles/Paul McCartney2013-07-16
Jodi AriasCaterpillarBig Brother and the Holding Company2013-11-18
50 States The Donald Will Lose InFifty Way to Leave your LoverPaul Simon2016-11-07
Donald in the White House with PutinLucy in the Sky with DiamondsBeatles2017-01-16
Charles MansonGood Day SunshineBeatles2017-11-21
TitanicMy BonnieTraditional2018-06-11
Springtime for DonaldSpringtime for HitlerMel Brooks2020-04-27
We Are the KarensWe Are the ChampionsQueen2020-06-15
Power to the SheeplePower to the PeopleJohn Lennon2020-10-12
Lock 'em UpBreak It UpPatti Smith2020-10-20
LSDLet It BeBeatles2021-12-01
Ukraine, No SurrenderNo SurrenderBruce Springsteen2022-03-23
The Royal FamilyThe Addams FamilyVic Mizzy2022-09-21
Being Sent To Ukraine By VladI Feel Like I'm Fixin' To Die RagCountry Joe & The Fish2022-10-06
I Got UkraineI Got You BabeSonny & Cher2022-10-13
My TulsiMy BonnieTraditional2022-10-19
Burt Bacharach Is Finally DeadRaindrops Keep Fallin' on my HeadB J Thomas2023-02-10
Give Trump One More ChanceGive Peace a ChanceJohn Lennon2023-06-05
Tourist SubmarineYellow SubmarineBeatles2023-06-20
He's Wack --The RFK Loonier songGet BackBeatles2023-07-19
Richard Widmark LaughBette Davis EyesKim Carnes2023-09-08
Here Comes the CatHere Comes the SunBeatles2023-09-22
The Boy from Mar-a-lagoThe Girl From IpanemaStan Getz/Astrud Gilberto2023-10-09
PalestinePenny LaneBeatles2023-10-10
One GuyOneThree Dog Night2023-10-16
IsraelImagineJohn Lennon2023-10-23
RogerMoneyPink Floyd2023-11-08
Tweets of ElonSounds of SilenceSimon & Garfunkel2023-11-21
Jews and Israelis are Mad2 Out of 3 Ain't BadMeat Loaf2023-11-27
I Love Karl MarxI Love Rock'N'RollJoan Jett & The Blackhearts2023-11-29
I'll Scam You CherI Got You BabeSonny & Cher2023-12-05
Rudolph the FoolianiRudolph the Red-Nosed ReindeerGene Autry2023-12-05
Laura the Psycho GirlfriendRudolph the Red-Nosed ReindeerGene Autry2023-12-12
PickleballDeck the HallsTraditional2023-12-18
Hawaii BravoHawaii Five OThe Ventures2024-01-01
Who's Next (to kick Trump off the ballot)Who's NextTom Lehrer2024-01-01
Maga PeopleShort PeopleRandy Newman2024-01-16
Good People On Both Sides Now (Trump Song)Both Sides NowJoni Mitchell2024-02-08
I’m Going to the Donner PartyI Don’t Want to Spoil the PartyBeatles2024-03-04