Song Parodies ->Authors -> Adam Bernstein
I'm a writer, Eastern Philosopher, 1960s afficionado, and local TV Producer.
I've been a songwriter since I was a teen, and submitted a parody to a Beatles
site where they recommended Am I Right. So for 6 months I've been submitting
stuff here. I'm from Jersey, but have lived in many places, now on the West
Coast. If you want to check out my original songs, some have audio links on
my website: http://www.sixtiesuniverse.com.
Song Parodies -> Recordings 
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| Parody Title | Original Song | Original Performer | Submitted |
|---|---|---|---|
| Ya Say Ya Wanna War in Baghdad | Revolution | Beatles | 2003-05-05 |
| Blair! | Help! | Bealtes | 2003-05-09 |
Song Parodies -> Lyrics
P stands for Pacing, F stands for How Funny, and O is for Overall Score.
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| Parody Title | Original Title | Performer | Submitted | P | F | O | H |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Ya Say Ya Wanna War in Baghdad | Revolution | Beatles | 2.0 | 2.0 | 2.0 | 73 | |
| Blair! | Help! | Beatles | 3.1 | 3.3 | 3.2 | 58 | |
| Arnett | Woodstock | Joni Mitchell/ CSNY | 2.8 | 2.9 | 2.9 | 64 | |
| Rightwingers | Piggies | Beatles/George Harrison | 3.0 | 2.9 | 2.8 | 71 | |
| The 12 Days of War | The 12 Days of Christmas | Traditional | 3.0 | 3.1 | 3.1 | 99 | |
| George Bush in the White House with Cheney | Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds | Beatles/John Lennon | 3.8 | 3.7 | 3.8 | 124 | |
| Cell Phones | Money | Pink Floyd | 3.8 | 4.0 | 3.8 | 64 | |
| A Palestinian State | Somebody to Love | Jefferson Airplane | 2.7 | 2.2 | 3.0 | 75 | |
| Crazy Rightwing | Crazy on You | Heart/Ann Wilson | 3.6 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 66 | |
| Hollywood | Aquarius | 5th Dimension/Cast of Hair | 3.6 | 3.8 | 3.5 | 60 | |
| Romeo and Juliet | Goodbye Yellow Brick Road | Elton John | 2.4 | 2.9 | 3.0 | 596 | |
| Child Stars Who Died | People Who Died | Jim Carroll | 3.0 | 2.4 | 3.1 | 571 | |
| All You Democrats | Mr. Tambourine Man | Bob Dylan | No Votes | 83 | |||
| 21st Century Rightwing Man | 21st Century Schizoid Man | King Crimson | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.6 | 76 | |
| Phil Spector's Blues | Da Doo Ron Ron | The Crystals | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 59 | |
| Princess Ajana Sent Me an Email | If You Could Read My Mind | Gordon Lightfoot | 4.5 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 65 | |
| Hamas Blew Up the Bus | Magic Bus | The Who | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 74 | |
| Reagan helped Osama in the Eighties | Eighties | Killing Joke | 3.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 141 | |
| My Favorite Shows | My Favorite Things | Julie Andrews | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 73 | |
| I Wish I was Back in the Sixties | Pleasant Valley Sunday | The Monkees | No Votes | 181 | |||
| Kerry Man | Spiderman | TV Theme (by Ray Ellis/ Bob Harris) | No Votes | 57 | |||
| Charles Bronson Died | Riders on the Storm | The Doors | 4.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 91 | |
| Jerry Springer | Stairway to Heaven | Led Zeppelin | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 91 | |
| Schwarzenegger Got Stoned | Like a Rolling Stone | Bob Dylan | 1.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 65 | |
| Takin' Porno Downloads (with Kazaa) | Takin' Care of Business | Bachman Turner Overdrive | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 80 | |
| Goin' Vegan | Movin' Out | Billy Joel | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 63 | |
| California Uber Alles | Deutschland Uber Alles | Franz Joseph Haydn and Hoffmann von Fallersleben | 2.3 | 1.6 | 1.7 | 96 | |
| In the Year 2001 | In the Year 2525 | Zager and Evans | 5.0 | 3.7 | 4.3 | 147 | |
| Halloween Addams Family Marathon | Addams Family | Vic Mizzy | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 171 | |
| The Buddhist Celebrity Song | Both Sides Now | Joni Mitchell | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 57 | |
| Waiting for David Blaine | Leaving on a Jet Plane | John Denver | No Votes | 73 | |||
| Art Carney Died | And When I Die | Laura Nyro/Blood Sweat and Tears | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 69 | |
| Tricycle Rider | Paperback Writer | Beatles | No Votes | 75 | |||
| I Wasn't JFK's Assassin, MaOswn! (The | Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band | Beatles | No Votes | 75 | |||
| Bush's Brain | Penny Lane | Beatles | 4.5 | 4.2 | 4.5 | 65 | |
| Orgy on Smack | The Brady Bunch | Frank DeVol & Sherwood Schwartz | 4.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 74 | |
| Bobby Fischer's Evil | Miss American Pie | Don McLean | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 152 | |
| Groundhog Day | Purple Haze | Jimi Hendrix | No Votes | 77 | |||
| Lennon | Vincent | Don McLean | No Votes | 52 | |||
| Ebenezer Bush | Magic Man | Heart | No Votes | 69 | |||
| It's Art Bell | Jingle Bells | Traditional | 5.0 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 89 | |
| Michael Jackson's Nose | Bette Davis Eyes | Jackie DeShannon | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 76 | |
| Smells Like Bosnia | Smells Like Teen Spirit | Nirvana | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 56 | |
| Howard Stern | Hey Mickey | Toni Basil | 1.7 | 1.4 | 1.4 | 1063 | |
| Saddam's Spider Hole | I'm Fixing a Hole | Beatles | No Votes | 55 | |||
| Logan on the Run (The Logan's Run song) | Band on the Run | Paul McCartney | No Votes | 62 | |||
| 50 States Dean will Freak Out In | 50 Ways to Leave your Lover | Paul Simon | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 515 | |
| George Bush the President | Popeye the Sailor Man | Sammy Lerner | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 72 | |
| Turn Me On Bushmen | Revolution #9 Backwards | Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 70 | |
| Woo Suk Hwang (The Stem Cell Clone Guy) | Who Are You? | The Who | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 122 | |
| Ralph! (Ralph Nader song) | Help! | Beatles | 2.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 106 | |
| Let it Pee! | Let it be | Beatles | 4.3 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 185 | |
| Flip Flop (John Kerry Song) | Get Back | Beatles | 1.8 | 1.8 | 1.8 | 72 | |
| Vote Fraud in Ohio | Four Dead in Ohio | Crosby Stills Nash and Young | 4.2 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 70 | |
| Vice President Cheney's in Town | Santa Claus is Coming to Town | Phil Spector | 4.3 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 67 | |
| Lucy is on TV with Ricky | Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds | Beatles | 4.3 | 4.6 | 4.4 | 72 | |
| Air America | America | Simon and Garfunkel | 3.8 | 2.5 | 3.8 | 72 | |
| Little Eichmanns | Little Deuce Coup | Beach Boys | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 67 | |
| A Day in the Strife (of Cheney's America) | A Day in the Life | Beatles | 4.4 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 64 | |
| The Odd Couple is On | Glory, Glory, Hallelujah | Traditional | 3.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 76 | |
| Fascist Mash | Monster Mash | Bobby Pickett | 3.3 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 62 | |
| Back in Afghanistan | Back in the USSR | Beatles | 4.0 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 76 | |
| Back in Afghanistan | I'd like to teach the world to sing | R. Cook/R. Greenway/B. Backer/B. Davis | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 53 | |
| I'd Like to Teach the World Curling | I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing | R. Cook/R. Greenway/B. Backer/B. Davis | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 73 | |
| Ballad of Lieutenant Columbo | Ballad of John and Yoko | The Beatles | 3.0 | 4.5 | 3.5 | 86 | |
| My Least Favorite Things | My Favorite Things | Mary Martin | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 179 | |
| Dick Van Dyke Show | Dick Van Dyke Show Theme | Earl Hagen | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 94 | |
| Cell Phone Zombie | I Saw Your Mommy | Suicidal Tendencies | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 86 | |
| Little Joe's Banana | Bonanza Theme | Livingston/Evans | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 106 | |
| Now I'm 64 | When I'm 64 | Beatles | 3.5 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 93 | |
| Hey Jew | Hey You | Pink Floyd | 3.9 | 4.0 | 4.1 | 356 | |
| Got Nukes? | Get Back | Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 60 | |
| Here's Johnny (The Shining song) | Let It Be | Beatles | 5.0 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 196 | |
| 50 States Hillary Will Lose In | 50 Ways to Leave your Lover | Paul Simon | 4.3 | 4.0 | 3.9 | 313 | |
