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Song Parodies -> "Schwarzenegger Got Stoned"

Original Song Title:

"Like a Rolling Stone"

Original Performer:

Bob Dylan

Parody Song Title:

"Schwarzenegger Got Stoned"

Parody Written by:

Adam Bernstein

The Lyrics

Once upon a time you passed the time,
In pot smoking orgies in your prime, didn't you?
Maria Shriver wed the Terminator, but that came later
After all the orgy girls...slept with you,
You used to smoke the weed,
So said your intverview, published in Oui,
Now you try to play it smug,
Your Nazi father swept under the rug,
While you're sitting there scrounging for all your vooootes.

Different Strokes,
May get Coleman votes,
Larry Flint had a stroke,
But listen here folks,
Schwarzenegger pot smoked.

You grew up in Austria, started bodybuilding, all right, Conan
But you know you came here and ended up on the, Dating Game.
You said, "I'll be back", but noone ever thought you'd run in the,
Gubernatorial race of Cali-Forn-I-A,
We know Grey Davis is,
Such a bore, but now we realize
The world's 5th largest economy may be Arnold's prize,
As we stare into the vacuum of his eyes
And ask him do you know how to run our whole State?

Larry Flint groans,
Gary Coleman's alone,
Ariana Huffington moans
Cause Arnold's victory seeds have been sown,
But down his rhetoric he tones,
'Cause Scharzenegger got stoned.

You went to Mars in Total Recall, and terraformed the planet,
And saved all those, 3 breasted girls,
You married a Kennedy, own Planet Hollywood, have a taste for fine cigars,
And now you wanna give, Governor a whirl,
You used to look like Hercules,
But now we know your lifestyle used to be, filled with sleaze.
Ain't it hard when you discover that
They've got you on film smoking Mary Jane in fact
After you've felt up every sweet young nymph you could possibly FEEEL

How does it feel
How does it feel
To have it all known
The orgies took place in your home
Back when you were relatively unknown
Schwarzenegger got stoned

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Meriadoc - September 09, 2003 - Report this comment
Yeah, but did he inhale? :-0
John Jenkins - September 09, 2003 - Report this comment
Schwarzenegger has donated money to and helped raise funds for the Simon Wiesenthal Center, as well as helping the organization fight anti-semitism. His father's membership in the Nazi Party and the Storm Troopers is irrelevant to the governer's race and your reference to it does not help your parody. His sexual exploits and pot use from 25 or 30 years ago are probably irrelvant as well, but they do contribute to a good parody (5-4-5).
Zen Adam B. - May 24, 2023 - Report this comment
I take back every dumb thing I said about Arnold!

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