Once upon a time you passed the time,
In pot smoking orgies in your prime, didn't you?
Maria Shriver wed the Terminator, but that came later
After all the orgy girls...slept with you,
You used to smoke the weed,
So said your intverview, published in Oui,
Now you try to play it smug,
Your Nazi father swept under the rug,
While you're sitting there scrounging for all your vooootes.

Different Strokes,
May get Coleman votes,
Larry Flint had a stroke,
But listen here folks,
Schwarzenegger pot smoked.

You grew up in Austria, started bodybuilding, all right, Conan
But you know you came here and ended up on the, Dating Game.
You said, "I'll be back", but noone ever thought you'd run in the,
Gubernatorial race of Cali-Forn-I-A,
We know Grey Davis is,
Such a bore, but now we realize
The world's 5th largest economy may be Arnold's prize,
As we stare into the vacuum of his eyes
And ask him do you know how to run our whole State?

Larry Flint groans,
Gary Coleman's alone,
Ariana Huffington moans
Cause Arnold's victory seeds have been sown,
But down his rhetoric he tones,
'Cause Scharzenegger got stoned.

You went to Mars in Total Recall, and terraformed the planet,
And saved all those, 3 breasted girls,
You married a Kennedy, own Planet Hollywood, have a taste for fine cigars,
And now you wanna give, Governor a whirl,
You used to look like Hercules,
But now we know your lifestyle used to be, filled with sleaze.
Ain't it hard when you discover that
They've got you on film smoking Mary Jane in fact
After you've felt up every sweet young nymph you could possibly FEEEL

How does it feel
How does it feel
To have it all known
The orgies took place in your home
Back when you were relatively unknown
Schwarzenegger got stoned