Yesterday, as I was walking to school
I heard an air-headed babbling fool
Chattering loudly as you walked by,
I wanted to in your face throw a pie,
The radiation has melted your head,
Once a brain, but now a tumor instead
You used to know Calculus and Trig,
But now your brain grave we should dig,
Cell phone zombie your brain seems to be dead
Cell phone zombie your brain seems to be dead.

You keep babbling with one syllable words,
Annoying, loud and just absurd,
Words like "awesome", "like", and "dude",
Your cell phone chattering is so rude.
As you turn the corner you are struck,
By a humongous Mac truck,

Cell phone zombie your brain seems to be dead
To your ear your arm is wed.
While you talk your SUV does crash,
More oblivious than a smoker of hash,
You always talk a million miles a minute,
You say nothing, but, "I'm here, who is it?"
Cell phone zombie your brain seems to be dead
Cell phone zombie your brain seems to be dead

Take a whiff, it sure is stinkin'
Cell phone free world is wishful thinkin'
With those cell phones society
Becomes full of babbling zombies.
Cell phone zombie your brain seems to be dead
Cell phone zombie your brain seems to be dead