-> "Being Sent To Ukraine By Vlad"
Original Song Title:
"I Feel Like I'm Fixin' To Die Rag"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Being Sent To Ukraine By Vlad"
Parody Written by:
Adam Bernstein
The Lyrics
Gimme an M…Gimme a A…Gimme a G…Gimme a A…
What's that spell? MAGA!
What's that spell? MAGA!
What's that spell? MAGA!
Yeah, c'mon on all you ruski dudes
Vlad’s mobilization has you screwed,
he's got himself in a terrible mess
way down in Ukraine’s Donbas
so put down your phones and get on the bus
your cannon fodder for the Rus,
and it's adin, dva, tri, what're we fighting for?
don't ask me, I don't give a rat’s ass
next stop is the Donbas
and it's pyat, shest, sem, open up the Kremlin gates
we’re gonna overthrow pukin’s rule,
we’ve had enough of bein’ his fool,
Come war criminals, let's move fast
your big chance has come at last
now you can go out and kill young kids,
and rape the girls like your friends the Serbs did,
But back home Navalny’s waiting in the wings,
to remove Vlad’s evil regime,
well c'mon on magas don't be slow
cheer on vlad he ain’t donald’s foe,
He’ll help chump steal the election again,
And tulsi gabbard is helping him win,
But if vlad pukin drops the bomb
Russia will soon be gone,
And it's adin, dva, tri, what're we fighting for?
don't ask me, I don't give a rat’s ass
next stop is the Donbas
and it's pyat, shest, sem, open up the Kremlin gates
we’re gonna overthrow pukin’s rule,
we’ve had enough of bein’ his fool,
well c'mon babuskas throughout the plain
pack your boys off to Ukraine,
c'mon papas, don't hesitate
send ‘em off before it's too late
be the first one on your block to have your boy come home in a box
And it's adin, dva, tri, what're we fighting for?
don't ask me, I don't give a rat’s ass
next stop is the Donbas
and it's pyat, shest, sem, open up the Kremlin gates
we’re gonna overthrow pukin’s rule,
we’ve had enough of bein’ his fool,
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