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Song Parodies -> "50 States Hillary Will Lose In"

Original Song Title:

"50 Ways to Leave your Lover"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Paul Simon

Parody Song Title:

"50 States Hillary Will Lose In"

Parody Written by:

Adam Bernstein

The Lyrics

This is based on my '04 parody about Dean (link below). I think Obama's got the momentum now but we'll see. Of course we've all got to get together at the end to defeat the Republican evil.
50 States Hillary will lose in

(te te te tetete, te te tetetete)
The problem is all inside her Bush-lite policies
Obama’s kicking her ass in the primaries,
She’ll only get my vote while she’s down on her knees,
There will be 50 States Hillary will lose in.

The pundits said she’d win easily in Iowa,
She came in third and Terry McAuliffe just says, “duh”,
Could it be we’re just sick of the chick from Arkansas,
There will be 50 States Hillary will lose in,
50 States Hillary will lose in,

Obama won, Hun,
John Edwards placed, Ace,
You came in third, Nerd,
You're losin' the race.
Drop out Wellesley girl
Your speech makes voters hurl,
It's time to concede, Senator
You’re campaign’s over

Obama won, Hun,
John Edwards placed, Ace,
You came in third, Nerd,
You're losin' the race.
Get lost Hillary Rodham
Your campaign’s hit rock bottom,
It's time to concede, Hillary
You’re wishy-washy
(te te te tetete, te te tetetete)

When Kerry lost back in ’04 he really won,
Black box rigging in Ohio, there was a ton,
Hillary then jumped out and said she’d run
And could you please explain about that Cheney scum?

We know we’ve had 8 years of evil policies,
We liked her husband better, though he was such a sleaze,
But Hillary, do you stand for change or will you just appease,
There will be 50 States Hillary will lose in..
50 States Hillary will lose in,

Obama won, Hun,
John Edwards placed, Ace,
You came in third, Nerd,
You're losin' the race.
Drop out Wellesley girl
Your speech makes voters hurl,
It's time to concede, Senator
You’re campaign’s over

Obama won, Hun,
John Edwards placed, Ace,
You came in third, Nerd,
You're losin' the race.
Get lost Hillary Rodham
Your campaign’s hit rock bottom,
It's time to concede, Hillary
You’re wishy-washy
(te te te tetete, te te tetetete)
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Below Average Dave (badave.com) - January 07, 2008 - Report this comment
I have so little interest in the current front runners, all those I support have little to no chance of winning .. .according to the site that matches up ones views with candidates, my top match was Mr Kudich (D), but that was a 38% match, and he doesn't even stand a shot, my collective matching with all three front runners was less than ten on the democrats, and except Ron Paul and Rudy Guilliani, my match with Republicans was 0%
Joe Haynes - January 07, 2008 - Report this comment
Adam- Good song for the wrong reasons but you 5's anyway. True freedom, true constitutional government- Ron Paul.
Doppelbock - January 07, 2008 - Report this comment
Nice! And a great original song to be parodied, too, brings back some memories. DB
unKnownVoter - January 08, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir, please . . just relax, put your feet up, and enjoy a can of Anhauser-Bush !! Full-strength, No Lite!
Agrimorfee - January 08, 2008 - Report this comment
543 for the effort...
Adam Zen B - January 08, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks all for your comments and votes. I think I have to change the title: 49 states....Oh well.
LOL - January 09, 2008 - Report this comment
Hillary may just win! The song seems too be failing... Kapeesh and I hate that you are a sexist! B. from New York City!
Republican Voter - January 19, 2008 - Report this comment
I bet that LOL was Michael Bicholek, whining over his favorite candidate's loss.

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