da da da da snap snap, da da da da snap snap,
da da da da, da da da da, da da da da snap snap (harpsichord)

October is upon us,
So jump into your saunas,
Don't mind the maggot larvas
In Halloween pumpkins,

The marathon will feature,
The Addams Family creatures,
With Gomez and Morticia,
A Sixties Halloween,

da da da da Lurch, da da da da Fester,
da da da da, da da da da, da da da da Pugley

When Gomez says, "Querida",
He nimbles on Morticia,
For she's his Cara Mia,
In her black widow dress,.

The Addams Family started,
When Uncle Fester farted,
They all became retarded,
That's what we used to sing.

Wednesday was Lisa Loring,
Grew up to be alluring,
She wed a guy in porning,
Named Jerry Butler.

Cousin Itt has hair long,
They ring for Lurch with their gong,
So turn TV's nightmare on,
Our favorite Family snap snap.