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Song Parodies -> "Halloween Addams Family Marathon"

Original Song Title:

"Addams Family"

Original Performer:

Vic Mizzy

Parody Song Title:

"Halloween Addams Family Marathon"

Parody Written by:

Adam Bernstein

The Lyrics

da da da da snap snap, da da da da snap snap,
da da da da, da da da da, da da da da snap snap (harpsichord)

October is upon us,
So jump into your saunas,
Don't mind the maggot larvas
In Halloween pumpkins,

The marathon will feature,
The Addams Family creatures,
With Gomez and Morticia,
A Sixties Halloween,

da da da da Lurch, da da da da Fester,
da da da da, da da da da, da da da da Pugley

When Gomez says, "Querida",
He nimbles on Morticia,
For she's his Cara Mia,
In her black widow dress,.

The Addams Family started,
When Uncle Fester farted,
They all became retarded,
That's what we used to sing.

Wednesday was Lisa Loring,
Grew up to be alluring,
She wed a guy in porning,
Named Jerry Butler.

Cousin Itt has hair long,
They ring for Lurch with their gong,
So turn TV's nightmare on,
Our favorite Family snap snap.

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Pacing: 3.6
How Funny: 4.4
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 5

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who cares what my name is - October 30, 2003 - Report this comment
this is very good. however, i think the addams family is halloween without the parody
Adam Zen B - October 30, 2003 - Report this comment
Just letting everyone know tomorrow Hallmark Channel is having the Addams' Family Marathon all day long! So forget the movies and watch the sixties original. And, hey if the original song can use the word "ooky", I can use the word "porning". And of course Gomez "nibbles", not "nimbles" Morticia....sorry for the typo.
Adam Zen B - October 30, 2003 - Report this comment
I just thought of one more line: John Astin is a Buddhist, Wish Carolyn Jones was a nudist, And Wednesday is the cutest, the Addams Family. Now for some trivia: John Astin IS a Buddhist (remember all that yoga stuff he was doing), was married to Patty Duke. Carolyn Jones really was a knitter. Jackie Coogan (Fester) was the world's first child star. Ted Cassidy was a radio announcer who covered the JFK assassination in Dallas right before becoming Lurch...And Lisa Loring married porn star/heroin addict Jerry Butler.
Wild Man - November 03, 2003 - Report this comment
You brought me back to my childhood, Thanks Man!
preppy guy - April 28, 2004 - Report this comment
awesome keep up the kool song

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