(te te te tetete, te te tetetete)
"The problem is all inside Dean's head", John Kerry said.
Hyena screaming after Iowa was sad,
People now wonder if the dude's completely mad,
There will be 50 States Dean will freak out in.

Dean screamed, "We're gonna win in California,
Goin' to New York, Oregon, and FLA"
Then he let out that legendary pathetic, "YEAGH!!"
There will be 50 States Dean will freak out in,
50 States Dean will freak out in,

John Kerry won, Son,
John Edwards placed, Ace,
You came in third, Nerd,
You're losin' the race.
In it put a sock, Doc,
Your speech was over the tooop!
It's time to concede, Howie,
'Cause you act crazy,

YOu sure love guns, Son,
Confederate flags, Rags,
You came in third, Nerd,
You're losin' the race.
In it put a sock, Doc,
Your speech was over the tooop!
It's time to concede, Howie,
'Cause you act crazy,
(te te te tetete, te te tetetete)

Kucinich said,"it grieves me so to see Dean go insane,
I wish he got more votes, but he is such a pain."
Dean said "I'm learning how to talk about God, and could you
please explain about the Southern States."

Al Sharpton said why don't we sleep on it tonight
And I believe in the morning you'll see concession's right
And then Dean kissed him and he realized Al's skin was not too light
There will be 50 States Dean will freak out in.
50 States Dean will freak out in.

YOu sure love guns, Son,
Confederate flags, Rags,
You came in third, Nerd,
You're losin' the race.
In it put a sock, Doc,
Your speech was over the tooop!
It's time to concede, Howie,
'Cause you act crazy,

John Kerry won, Son,
John Edwards placed, Ace,
You came in third, Nerd,
You're losin' the race.
In it put a sock, Doc,
Your speech was over the tooop!
It's time to concede, Howie,
'Cause you act crazy,
(te te te tetete, te te tetetete)