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Song Parodies -> "Jerry Springer"

Original Song Title:

"Stairway to Heaven"

Original Performer:

Led Zeppelin

Parody Song Title:

"Jerry Springer"

Parody Written by:

Adam Bernstein

The Lyrics

There's a talk show that's sure, to feature white trash whores,
In a cat fight, it's called Jerry Springer,
And the bald bodyguard, human scum he will part,
While they curse each other with Southern accents.
Woe oh oh oh oh oh
And the folks are dumb and toothless on Springer

In a run down trailer park, like rabid dogs they bark,
'Cause the man's wife turns tricks, it's erotic.
They fly up to Chicago, to be on the show,
Sometimes all of their acts are psychotic,
Woe oh oh oh oh oh
And the folks are fat and toothless on Springer

There's a feeling I get when I turn on my TV set,
I feel nauseous when I watch Jerry Springer,
A man screams, "Yo bitch", while his wife shows her tits,
And I know exactly which show I'm watching.
Woe oh oh oh oh oh
And the folks are fat and ugly on Springer

William Shakespeare it ain't, And the guests are no saints,
But we still wait for Jerry's final thought.
And the next show will feature, a transvestite type of creature,
And the audience will mock him with laughter
And it makes me wonder

If Jerry says he'll run for Senator,
Don't be alarmed now
It's just some more cheap publicity,
Yes, some of us are fed up with junk TV
but in the long run
There's still time to change the channel,

But as we channel surf we see
More junk reality TV.
Here's one with Brittany and Madonna,
Who French kiss but their music sucks,
And Survivor and Big Brother,
Woe oh oh oh oh oh
And the folks are toothless on Jerry Spring—e-errrr

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 2

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 2   0
 3   1
 4   0
 5   1

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Adagio - September 03, 2003 - Report this comment
Dang! Jerry Springer and a stairway to Heaven on the same line? Pardon me while I laugh (not at your parody).
Diva - September 03, 2003 - Report this comment
I'm not surprised that Jerry gets ratings. I don't happen to think anything on that show is nearly as funny as your parody. Good work! :)
malcolm higgins - September 03, 2003 - Report this comment
3.7?? come on paople this is great stuff.. good topic and amazing work.. must have took some time.. lets hear more from you
Britney Spears - September 03, 2003 - Report this comment
I was gonna give ya all 5's until you dissed me! I am the greatest singer in the entirety of space and time! Not even Robert Plant can outsing me! Nice try though!
ChuckyG - September 03, 2003 - Report this comment
That's right, Britney Spears has more lyrical substance than Pink Floyd and Stairway to Heaven COMBINED.
Floyd's Garage - September 04, 2003 - Report this comment
I gave you all 5's man. I've found for the most part that people who vote here suck and have no sense of humor. This should be on the charts.
Wild Man - September 04, 2003 - Report this comment
Like I said before White trash humor is worth 555 Chalupas
Michael Pacholek - September 04, 2003 - Report this comment
Great job. If only Springer would give us his VERY final thought. And he'd STILL be a better Senator than 9 out of 10 Republicans!

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