-> "Jerry Springer"
Original Song Title:
"Stairway to Heaven"
Parody Song Title:
"Jerry Springer"
The Lyrics
There's a talk show that's sure, to feature white trash whores,
In a cat fight, it's called Jerry Springer,
And the bald bodyguard, human scum he will part,
While they curse each other with Southern accents.
Woe oh oh oh oh oh
And the folks are dumb and toothless on Springer
In a run down trailer park, like rabid dogs they bark,
'Cause the man's wife turns tricks, it's erotic.
They fly up to Chicago, to be on the show,
Sometimes all of their acts are psychotic,
Woe oh oh oh oh oh
And the folks are fat and toothless on Springer
There's a feeling I get when I turn on my TV set,
I feel nauseous when I watch Jerry Springer,
A man screams, "Yo bitch", while his wife shows her tits,
And I know exactly which show I'm watching.
Woe oh oh oh oh oh
And the folks are fat and ugly on Springer
William Shakespeare it ain't, And the guests are no saints,
But we still wait for Jerry's final thought.
And the next show will feature, a transvestite type of creature,
And the audience will mock him with laughter
And it makes me wonder
If Jerry says he'll run for Senator,
Don't be alarmed now
It's just some more cheap publicity,
Yes, some of us are fed up with junk TV
but in the long run
There's still time to change the channel,
But as we channel surf we see
More junk reality TV.
Here's one with Brittany and Madonna,
Who French kiss but their music sucks,
And Survivor and Big Brother,
Woe oh oh oh oh oh
And the folks are toothless on Jerry Springe-errrr
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