When they take one of Shakespeare's greatest plays,
DiCaprio, gets the lead,
When a film called "Du-ude, Where's My Car",
Gets made, (they must be) smoking weed,

This is the trashbin of culture they call Hollywood,
I'd nuke the pla-ace, if I could,
The scripts are junk, the actors are punks, (da da daaa, da da dadaaa)
Then they make a bunch of remakes,
From Brady Bunch to Lost in Spaaaace
Do we have to watch Banderas,
What a total jackass he is,
And Will Smith in Men in Bla-ack,
A place full of coked up stars called
Hollywood, Hollywood (da, da, da, dada dadaaaa)

When Keaaa-nu Reeves excla-aims, "Whoooaaa",
Please no more mobster films with Deniro,
The Academy Award this year,
Went to Nicole Kidman's nose,

This is the trashbin of culture, they call Hollywood,
I'd nuke the pla-ace, if I could,
Yet people seeeee, "Scary Movie",
It's got no class, just full of trash,
It's Hollywoooood, Yes Hooollyyywooood.