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Song Parodies -> "Hollywood"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

5th Dimension/Cast of Hair

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Adam Bernstein

The Lyrics

Stay tuned for part 2: Trashy TV
When they take one of Shakespeare's greatest plays,
DiCaprio, gets the lead,
When a film called "Du-ude, Where's My Car",
Gets made, (they must be) smoking weed,

This is the trashbin of culture they call Hollywood,
I'd nuke the pla-ace, if I could,
The scripts are junk, the actors are punks, (da da daaa, da da dadaaa)
Then they make a bunch of remakes,
From Brady Bunch to Lost in Spaaaace
Do we have to watch Banderas,
What a total jackass he is,
And Will Smith in Men in Bla-ack,
A place full of coked up stars called
Hollywood, Hollywood (da, da, da, dada dadaaaa)

When Keaaa-nu Reeves excla-aims, "Whoooaaa",
Please no more mobster films with Deniro,
The Academy Award this year,
Went to Nicole Kidman's nose,

This is the trashbin of culture, they call Hollywood,
I'd nuke the pla-ace, if I could,
Yet people seeeee, "Scary Movie",
It's got no class, just full of trash,
It's Hollywoooood, Yes Hooollyyywooood.

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Pacing: 3.6
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Overall Rating: 3.5

Total Votes: 11

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Billy Florio - May 05, 2003 - Report this comment
Hey, dont make fun of Diniro!
Claude Prez - May 05, 2003 - Report this comment
Well I pretty much disagree completely. I love movies; even crappy ones, but this was very well done and the line about Nicole Kidman's nose made me laugh. Good job.
Tone-Def - May 05, 2003 - Report this comment
it was a fairly good parody but did you really need to extend so many wo-oooooords?
Meriadoc - May 05, 2003 - Report this comment
Have you ever been to Hollywood? The place itself is worse than the movies... :-D

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