-> "The Man Kennedy, John Fitzgerald"
Original Song Title:
"Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"The Man Kennedy, John Fitzgerald"
The legend lives on in the eternal flame,
in Arlington, history beckons.
Fifty years since, Mannlicher made us wince
We remember November twenty-second.
With eyes on '64, LBJ's state he toured,
Kennedy, John Fitzgerald came calling
Impeccably dressed, Jackie's taste was the best,
when something happened so appalling.
JFK's weakness was, chicks like Marilyn Monroe.
With her he was all touchy feely,
But little did he know, in Oswald he had a foe,
lying in wait in a plaza called Dealey.
As Presidents go he was better than most
Oswald's mind was like Wonderland's Alice
Curtain rods in his hand, or was it something less bland,
when they flew from Forth Worth down to Dallas.
Heading for the Trade Mart, umbrella man gave a start,
and badge man leaned over the railing.
Three shell casings found, on the sniper's nest ground
Lee Harvey's aim sure wasn't failing,
The President was late and the lunch had to wait
When the Marxist from Russia succeeded.
At Parkland they waited, with their breath baited,
D-O-A they finally conceded.
The culprit then fled as Walter Cronkite said,
That JFK died in the Big D
As Tippit pulled up, Lee Oswald was abrupt,
Again shots rang out as he did flee,
“It's all over now!”, Everyone heard him shout,
So much for hiding out at the movies.
They booked him for the crime, but he wouldn't do the time,
'Cause out of the shadows stepped Jack Ruby.
Oliver Stone said he didn't act alone,
Zapruder showed JFK fell back
Everyone jumped on board joined the conspiracy hordes,
Who couldn't be bothered by the facts,
It's been 50 years since the world was in tears,
We now know who did it for certain.
Lee Harvey Oswald, a man history called,
to change the world with rods for curtains.
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