I was working in the white house late one night
When my eyes beheld an eerie sight
For my VP from his slab began to rise
And suddenly to my surprise

He did the mash
He did the fascist mash
The fascist mash
It was a rightwing smash
He did the mash
The peaceniks he bashed
He did the mash
He did the fascist mash

From my warmongers in the far west wing
To the master bedroom Laura's vibrator swings
The ghouls all came from their undisclosed locations
To catch a jolt from Cheney's evil vibrations

They did the mash
They did the fascist mash
The fascist mash
It was a rightwing smash
They did the mash
The peaceniks they bashed
They did the mash
They did the fascist mash

Rupert Murdoch was having fun
The party had just begun
The guests included Wolfowitz
Pinochet and his son

The scene was rockin', all were digging the sounds
John Bolton on chains, backed by his baying hounds
Ann Coulter was about to arrive
With her vocal group, "The Mussolini Five"

They played the mash
They played the fascist mash
The fascist mash
It was a rightwing smash
The played the mash
The peaceniks they bashed
They did the mash
They did the fascist mash

Out from his coffin, Adolph's voice did ring
Seems he was troubled by just one thing
He opened the lid and shook his fist
And said, "Whatever happened to my Bavarian twist?"

It's now the mash
It's now the fascist mash
The fascist mash
It's now a rightwing smash
It's now the mash
The peaceniks they trash
It's now the mash
It's now the fascist mash

Now everything's cool, Adolph's a part of the band
And my fascist mash is the hit of the land
For you, the living, this mash was meant too
When you get to hell, tell them Georgie sent you

Then you can mash
You'll do the fascist mash
The fascist mash
And do my rightwing smash
Then you can mash
The peaceniks you'll trash
Then you can mash
You'll do the fascist mash