-> "I Wasn't JFK's Assassin, MaOswn! (The"
Original Song Title:
"Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band"
Parody Song Title:
"I Wasn't JFK's Assassin, MaOswn! (The"
It was 40 years ago today,
Someone blew JFK away,
They been talkin' 'bout it ever since,
Warren Report always makes us wince,
So let me introduce to you,
Our least favorite ex-marine,
Lee Oswald: lone assassin or paaaatsy?
(boos from crowd)
I wasn't JFK's Assassin, Man!
Though I defected to Russia, (dadada, dada dadada da)
But I really spied for the US,
Then they made me work near Dealey Plaza, (da da da daaaa)
I went to work one day,
They blew JFK away,
And said I did it, but I didn't,
It was terrible to be there,
They thought they could frame me,
Shooting from the Grassy Knoll,
And disappearing quickly,
So they thought noone would see.
I don't really want Jack Ruby,
To use his gun to silence me,
So I'm gonna tell ya whom it was,
Who took out our greatest Pres,
So let me introduce to you
The one and only Dick Cheney,
His hit team then took us through Vietnaaaa-aa-am
(Diiiick Cheeeneeey , da, da)
What would you do if I went to Iraq...
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