I watch Bonanza it's one of my favorites,
When Mike Landon is on, my TV stays lit,
Star Trek and Get Smart and Hogan's Heroes
These are a few of the best '60s shows.

Barbara Eden is our very own Jeannie,
When she's in her bottle she looks so teenie,
Batman and Twilight Zone, Lost in Space too
I live vicariously through the tube,

Speed Racer, Underdog, and Spiderman rock,
Addams' Family, The Munsters, and Al Hitchcock,
You may say they ain't real characters, but,
I turn to them when this world drives me nuts,

And so this is,
How my song goes,
But it's not my fault,
If you think it's ill-concieved and give ones,
Into my wounds you'll rub salt..

Dick van Dyke trips on the ottoman each time,
His wife Laura in black spandex pants, so fine,
Do you recall when the Monkees were on?
It really wasn't that ago, so long.

I love the music from Hawaii Five Oh,
Mission Impossible a cool tune also,
Do you remember that show UFO,
Or the Smothers Brothers variety show?

Hollywood Squares was so great with Paul Lynde there,
The Pink Panther and the Mod Squad took big dares,
Courtship of Eddies Father and F Troop,
Where O'Roarke and Agarn make plenty of goofs.

And so this is,
How my song ends,
But it's not my fault,
If you think it's ill-concieved and give ones,
Into my wounds you'll rub salt.