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Well Louis Farrakhan said,
Nation of Islam will help,
The cops they manhandled him,
Sniffles fill Michael Jackson's nose.

He was a pop megastar,
Been arrested twice,
Skin white as New York snow,
What's up with Michael Jackson's nose.

(interlude)
60 Minutes,
Got an exclusive,
For Jacko to explain it,
"I'm innocent",
he says and most of his fans will believe him,
We'll have to see how in court it goes,
'Least he don't got Karl Malden's nose.

He liked to take kids home,
To the Neverland Ranch,
So many surgeries,
Done on Michael Jackson's nose.

The parents want some big bucks,
This time the kid's 12 years old
And Jacko's come unglued,
TV showed his sniffling nose.

(interlude)
They exposed him,
when they showed him,
Dangling his kid out the window,
Martin Bashir,
on his TV show said he thought that something was queer,
All the boys his bed they share,
Only Michael Jackson knows.

If he's guilty,
His fans'll feel silly,
Nation of Islam will,
Steal his money,
Does anybody here remember Thriller?
All the boys his bed they share,
What's up with Michael Jackson's nose? Yeah.

He'll unease you,
Just to please you.