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Song Parodies -> "Logan on the Run (The Logan's Run song)"

Original Song Title:

"Band on the Run"

Original Performer:

Paul McCartney

Parody Song Title:

"Logan on the Run (The Logan's Run song)"

Parody Written by:

Adam Bernstein

The Lyrics

If you've seen Logan's Run you'll get the references.
Stuck Inside these Big Domes, 30 years then Last Day,
Logan is a Sandman, killed Runners 'til he fou-ou-ound,
Renewal is fa-a-alse, Aanck symbol, Sanctuary.
If Logan gets out of here,
He's gonna blow up the whole city.
Carousel is a big fat lie,
Ustinov with all his kitties,
If only Logan's palm was clear (if only Logan's palm was clear...
(da da da da DA DA DAAA, da da da da da DA DA DAAA)

Well, The City Exploded With A Mighty Crash it was the first time they saw the Sun,
And The Blinking Red said to the Foxy Green, "We'll find Sanctuary Hu-un!"
Logan on the Run, Logan On The Run.
They found an old man in the D.C. sham-bles of the Capital

And Jessica was his hun, Logan on the run, Jessica was his hun, Logan on the run

Well, Farrah Faucett played an air-head blond, she didn't have to act,
At the New You Logan had a fight with Doc, and off his head he ha-acked.
Logan On The Run, Logan On The Run.
And Billy the Cub And Mary 2, were stuck in Cathedral,

While Logan was on the run, Logan on the run, Logan on the run, Jessica was his hun.

Well, Box the crazy robot tried to freeze, the 2 but they didn't die.
In the City they told all the mall folks, Carousel is a lie-ie!
Logan on the run, Logan on the run

In the 23rd, century there
Was only young folks left,
'Til Logan went on the run, Logan on the run, Logan on the run, Logan on the run

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Rick D - January 20, 2004 - Report this comment
I was actually working a MGM studios in Culver City when they made this movie. (I was under 30 then too) Interesting idea, although "Band "doesn't scan with "Logan".

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