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Song Parodies -> "Goin' Vegan"

Original Song Title:

"Movin' Out"

Original Performer:

Billy Joel

Parody Song Title:

"Goin' Vegan"

Parody Written by:

Adam Bernstein

The Lyrics

Anthony eats an Egg McMuffin
Soon he'll need quadruple bypass.
Eatin' beef flavored fries at Mickey Ds
One Hundred Billion folks served.
Ah but Quarter Pounders can give you
A heart attack, ack, ack, ack, ack, ack
You ought-a know by now
That's why the protestors smash up the place
Beneath the fools-golden arches.

And while McDonalds destroys our health,
And helps destroy our planet as well.
Mama if that's what they're doin' then I'm goin' vegan,
Mm I'm goin' vegan, mm oo oo uh huh mm hm

You should always argue with a fascist corporation -tion -tion
You ought-a know by now
They exploit the workers with minimum wage,
Is that all you get for your hard work.
And if that's what they have in mind
Then that's what they're all about
Good luck eatin' junk food I'm eatin' vegan.
Mm I'm eatin' vegan Mm oo oo uh huh mm hm

Sergeant O'Leary is smashing the face
Of an anti-McDonald's protestor
They pepper spray environmentalists all over the place,
While the real criminals are the CEOs
If you're tradin your bicycle for
You ought-a know by now
You are part of the problem
While veganism's the solution.

And you may call me a tree huggin' hippie,
While I live just like Ted Kazinski
Mama I'm off the grid and I'm goin' vegan,
Mm I'm goin' vegan, mm oo oo uh huh mm hm

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Tim Hall - September 23, 2003 - Report this comment
Let's get out the Tofurky this Thanksgiving! BTW, great job on the song

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