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Song Parodies -> "Kerry Man"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

TV Theme (by Ray Ellis/ Bob Harris)

Parody Song Title:

"Kerry Man"

Parody Written by:

Adam Bernstein

The Lyrics

Kerry Man, Kerry Man,
Beat George Double U Bush, He Can
Create Jobs, Stop the War,
Make Bush an unemployed Oil Whore,
Look out
Here comes the Kerry-Man

Is he strong? Listen George,
While you went AWOL, he fought in the war,
Some will vote for Bush out of fear,
But those who John Kerry's message hear,
Will vote,
President Kerry in.

He won't let Carl Rove,
Dictate all his policies,
To Wolfowitz and Pearl
He'll say "Leave the White House, Please."

Kerry-Man, Kerry-Man,
The flames of discontent, he will fan,
January, 2005,
He's be sworn in and Bush will cry,

Look out
Soon there will be the election,
George Bush will lose his erection,
We'll win with Kerry-Man!

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John Jenkins - June 23, 2003 - Report this comment
I think that you overrate the value and appeal of Kerry's message, but this is a well constructed parody. Sorry the one-guy got you.
Peter Parker - June 23, 2003 - Report this comment
My Spider-Sense tells me this is a great parody.
Your Worst Nightmare - June 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Look, I'm not going to undermine John Kerry's war combat, but what does that have to do with being president? Does being the President involve grabbing people out of the quicksand? I'm sure Kerry was a he was in the military, but those qualities don't fulfill the president's role. Also, what were you talking about with Dubya's erection? You're making him sound like Clinton.
Alpha Skua - October 10, 2017 - Report this comment
Kerry kerry John Scary Kerry who can trust him? Not I

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