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Song Parodies -> "Howard Stern"

Original Song Title:

"Hey Mickey"

Original Performer:

Toni Basil

Parody Song Title:

"Howard Stern"

Parody Written by:

Adam Bernstein

The Lyrics

Yes, he was funny 20 years ago, but his jokes wore out a long long time ago...so why is he still on the air?
Howard Stern
You're just slime
Your talk show
Just warps our minds
Hey Howey,
Hey, hey, Hey Howie hey, hey.

Howard Stern
Wastes our time,
To his guests
He is not kind
Hey Howie!
Hey, hey, Hey Howie.

Howard Stern
hate our voice
Robin's laughter
Just annoys
Hey Howie!
Hey, hey, Hey Howie hey, hey.

Howard Stern
Your wife left you,
Cause you feel up
You guests' boobs
Hey Howie!
Hey, hey, Hey Howie.

Howard Stern
You put Dana Plato on
Next day she was dead and gone,
We think you're a scumbag,
Homeless Howiewood Squares is bad,
You ain't funny 'cause you don't care
They should take you off the air Howie

You treat Boy Gary bad,
Your comedy is sad,
You're just a one joke pony,
Howie Stern sleazy punk,
Every night you spew your junk, Howie,

Howard Stern, Baba Boo-ee
You don't understand
You're sleazy to the core,
Robin's laughter someday must end.
Howard Stern, you're so sleazy,
Early morning radio,
It's punks like you Howie,
Jokes in bad taste, Howie what a waste Howie,
Someone should break your face Howie!

Howard Stern,
Your guests are just insan-o
Someone should feed you Drano,
Every time you speak I cringe,
Your suck ass show
Your guests you just abuse
So just get lost Howie

Someday the porn stars,
Will see you for what you are,
Your not even a man
In the afterlife you will be damned
Howie,


Howard Stern, Baba Boo-ee
You don't understand
You're sleazy to the core,
Robin's laughter someday must end.
Howard Stern, you're so sleazy,
Early morning radio,
It's punks like you Howie,
Jokes in bad taste, Howie what a waste Howie,
Someone should break your face Howie!

Howard Stern,
You're a sleaze,
With your groupies
On their knees,
Hey Howie!
Hey, hey, Hey Howie hey, hey

Howard Stern,
You're a punk,
You're a punk,
Your jokes are junk,
Hey Howie!
Hey, hey, Hey Howie.

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 1.7
How Funny: 1.4
Overall Rating: 1.4

Total Votes: 16

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2nz - January 06, 2004 - Report this comment
I give him some credit for being on the air, but I hate him as a person too. Must be nice to stay 12 years old forever though.
i dont know - January 06, 2004 - Report this comment
He's gonna be 50 next Monday.
Mr X - January 07, 2004 - Report this comment
To "i dont know": That may be true chronologically, but not mentally.
Johnny Pyro - January 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Sorry. Been a Stern fan forever and can't support this parody.
Agrimorfee - January 08, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm not a Howard Stern fan at all, but this could have been better.
Michael Pacholek - January 09, 2004 - Report this comment
He'll still be on the air as long as he's making money. Didn't "Drug Rush" teach you anything? Maybe there's a "Sternin' Love" in your future? (Cheers fans, please don't do "Sternin Love," as in Frasier loved Lilith.)
sloatead - January 21, 2004 - Report this comment
3's across the board, the pacing was off, which ruined the whole thing
Joe - June 02, 2004 - Report this comment
You guys are a bunch of fags. Howard is the only good thing on the air. Why dont you go listen to some gay Ryan Seacreast you little whining bitches.
Song Title Police - November 04, 2004 - Report this comment
TOS is just titled "Mickey." Toni Basil herself coulda told you that.
Fred - March 12, 2006 - Report this comment
That you even took the time to write this stupidly gay song parody just blows my mind. When you get a $500 million contract, you can say that Howard Stern isn't funny anymore. I'll bet you don't even listen to him. Get a Sirius subscription if you want to be truly entertained!
Ron - January 04, 2008 - Report this comment
This wasn't a humorous parody at all. I'm a longtime listener and a fan of the show. I'm also a Sirius subscriber. It's been the most entertaining show on radio for years.

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