CHORUS

It's Art Bell, I can tell,
Area 51
UFOs, on all his shows, conspiracy is fu-un,
Its was hell, in Roswell,
Ship from outer space,
Art Bell was host of Coast to Coast, George Noory took his place.

VERSE1

Abducting aliens,
Remote viewing sends,
Insanity into,
Whitley Streiber's brain,
Ghosts are all around,
Crackpots here abound,
On the show called Coast to Coast we're crazy all night long,

CHORUS

It's Art Bell, I can tell,
Area 51
UFOs, on all his shows, government coveru-up,
Its was hell, in Roswell,
Ship from outer space,
Art Bell was host of Coast to Coast, George Naori took his place.

VERSE2

Sometimes though his guests,
Are real scientists,
Who tell him it's all bunk,
And his listeners are dissed,
They prefer to think,
Black helicopters come,
To keep secret the aliens so mankind won't look dumb.

oh Jingle Bells
Batman smells,
Robin laid an egg,
Oh what fun it is to hear,
Lunatics on the air.