Blair, I need your help now,
Blair, You're my only friend now,
Blair, You know I need your troops,
Bla-a-air!!

When I was younger so much younger than toda-a-ay,
All I did at Yale was snort and drink my life away,
But now these days are gone, I'm now the Preside-e-ent,
Now I got a war, I need the Downing Street Resident,

Blair, you know the answers for the pre-e-ess,
Blair, your education will imre-e-ess,
Blair, please help me out of this big me-e-ess,
Condi, PLEEASE get me To-ony!

My policies have changed in oh so many wa-a-ays,
First I said we shouldn't nation build, but what the hey,
Blair, please tell these no good peacemongers why we must fi-i-ight,
(And why) sending Brits and Yanks into Iraqi hell's all right.

Blair, tell them how Saddam starves the ki-i-ids,
Blair, tell them we don't want oil ri-i-igs,
Blair, tell them Saddam's men all are pi-i-igs,
Condi, PLEEASE get me To-ony!