We get up every mornin'
To download more porn and,
Our hard drives are filled up with smut.
We got Hustler's Barely Legal,
Watchin' Jenna Jameson wiggle,
Out of her clothes with 3 other sluts,

And if Kazaa's got more
We'll surely download whores
Goin' down, on Ron Jeremy's rod,
Joe Lieberman's annoyed
With all the videos we enjoy,
We prefer our sleaze to his God.

And we've been...
Takin' porno downloads, with Kazaa,
Watchin' girl-girl action, is so hot
We've got lots of T & A on, our hard drives,
Taking pornographic downloads all the time
Work out

It's like we're in Stockholm,
Watchin' Swedish women groan,
It's all simply a mouse click away,
Need a second hard drive,
So we can keep it from our wives,
(Or else we'll) have, alimony to pay.

People see we're having fun
Just looking at the buns,
Of naked nymphs on computer screens.
We got window washer programs,
And our high speed modems
We love what Tipper Gore calls obscene,

And we've been....
Takin' porno downloads, with Kazaa,
Watchin' girl-girl action, is so hot
We've got lots of T & A on, our harddrives,
Takin' pornographic downloads all the time

Take good care of our pornos
When our wives are away, every day whoo!

Takin' porno downloads (yeah)
Bob Crane used to make those,
Takin' porno downloads......