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Song Parodies -> "Takin' Porno Downloads (with Kazaa)"

Original Song Title:

"Takin' Care of Business"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bachman Turner Overdrive

Parody Song Title:

"Takin' Porno Downloads (with Kazaa)"

Parody Written by:

Adam Bernstein

The Lyrics

We get up every mornin'
To download more porn and,
Our hard drives are filled up with smut.
We got Hustler's Barely Legal,
Watchin' Jenna Jameson wiggle,
Out of her clothes with 3 other sluts,

And if Kazaa's got more
We'll surely download whores
Goin' down, on Ron Jeremy's rod,
Joe Lieberman's annoyed
With all the videos we enjoy,
We prefer our sleaze to his God.

And we've been...
Takin' porno downloads, with Kazaa,
Watchin' girl-girl action, is so hot
We've got lots of T & A on, our hard drives,
Taking pornographic downloads all the time
Work out

It's like we're in Stockholm,
Watchin' Swedish women groan,
It's all simply a mouse click away,
Need a second hard drive,
So we can keep it from our wives,
(Or else we'll) have, alimony to pay.

People see we're having fun
Just looking at the buns,
Of naked nymphs on computer screens.
We got window washer programs,
And our high speed modems
We love what Tipper Gore calls obscene,

And we've been....
Takin' porno downloads, with Kazaa,
Watchin' girl-girl action, is so hot
We've got lots of T & A on, our harddrives,
Takin' pornographic downloads all the time

Take good care of our pornos
When our wives are away, every day whoo!

Takin' porno downloads (yeah)
Bob Crane used to make those,
Takin' porno downloads......

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Spaff.com - September 19, 2003 - Report this comment
I've never heard of "Kazaa" or "Hustler" or "Barely Legal" or "Jenna Jameson" or "Ron Jeremy" or "T & A" or "Swedish women" or "girl-girl action" or "Bob Crane." But otherwise I can totally relate.
Adam Zen B - September 19, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks Spaff. Really it was your "bangin' groupies" song that inspired me. But the chorus should go: We've been Downloading free Pornos, off Kazaa Watchin’ girl-girl action, is so hot We've got lots of T & A on, our harddrives, Keepin' pornographic downloads from our wives. As Randy Bachman said of the original Takin' Care of Biz, "If I knew it was gonna be a hit I would have written better lyrics."
Billy Florio - September 19, 2003 - Report this comment
gREAT Job!
Peregrin - September 20, 2003 - Report this comment
Funny! Great Bob Crane reference at the end!

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