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Song Parodies -> "Tofu"

Original Song Title:

"Hey Jude"

Original Performer:

Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Tofu"

Parody Written by:

Vegan Minstrel

The Lyrics

when the chat-bot was asked to veganize any Beatles song, it chose "Hey Jude" but did a poor job, so the parody below is almost entirely a human-improved version.

Tofu, you are so rad
Take a sad soup, make it taste better
Remember when they get you into their tums
You bless their hearts because you are vegan

Tofu, we like you made
You were made to compete with seitan
In a minute, you beat anything that has fins
Eating you is no sin because you are vegan

No creature has to feel pain, Tofu, when you’re made
You don’t carry cruelty to our plates
For well you know that it's just fools who would eat mule
that do make our world a whole lot crueler

Ya-ya-ya-ya Ya-ya-ya-ya

Tofu, we like you browned
Or cold and raw, or just steamed and simmered
Remember you beat anything that has fins
Eating you is no sin because you are vegan

They gladly shout when they take you in, Tofu, you win
You're great with those veggies you get cooked with
And don't you know that it's just you, Tofu, you're a jewel
The movement you free is in our bowels

Ya ya-ya ya-ya-ya-ya ya-ya-ya-ya,
Tofu

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CML - May 01, 2023 - Report this comment
I'm not Vegan but I am in agreement with one line .. Only a fool would eat a mule
Bob from Dayton - May 01, 2023 - Report this comment
I saw you weren't happy with the chat-bot version. Did it not include enough virtue signaling?
vegan minstrel - January 04, 2024 - Report this comment
the a.i. lyrics had nowhere near enough virtue signalling but a.i. did a good job with the images added to the audio for this at tiny.cc/t0fu (t-zero-f-u)

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