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Song Parodies -> "Royal Match from Dream Games"
Original Song Title:
"Rhythm Steps"
Original Performer:
Herbie Kay & His Orchestra
Parody Song Title:
"Royal Match from Dream Games"
Parody Written by:
The Ernest Pusey Experience
The Lyrics
Pay, (Start in to pay, you’ll have to play)
Then, you’ll play, (Start in to pay, you’ll have to play)
Those royals are bound to get you,
Oh, (Turn on the heat, then beat your feet,)
Don’t go slow, (Turn on the heat, then beat your feet,)
Those royals are bound to get you,
Royal, royal, royal, royal, royal...mmm...
(Vocal soloist)
Royal Match,
Start in to pay, then soon, you’ll be playing,
Royal Match,
Turn on the heat, your feet will keep beating,
One, two, three,
It’s a new sensation, (dee-de-oh!)
You’ll agree,
It’s the app that’s putting the world on its feet,
Royal Match,
Once you begin, you have to give in to
Royal Match,
Get on your toes, ‘cause everyone knows that
If you’re not a dunce,
Oh, you’ll catch on at once,
Well, download the app for free,
Just play Royal Match!
(Vocal trio)
Royal Match,
Start in to pay, then soon, you’ll be playing,
Royal Match,
Turn on the heat, your feet will keep beating,
One, two, three,
It’s a new sensation, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
You’ll agree,
It’s the app that’s putting the world on its feet,
Royal Match,
Once you begin, you have to give in to
Royal Match,
Get on your toes, ‘cause everyone knows that
If you’re not a dunce,
You’ll catch on at once,
Download the app for free
Just play Royal Match, whoa!
Royal Match,
(instrumental call-back)
Royal Match,
(instrumental call-back)
One, two, three,
It’s a new sensation, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
You’ll agree,
It’s the app that’s putting the world on its feet,
Royal Match,
(instrumental call-back)
Royal Match,
(instrumental call-back)
If you’re not a dunce,
You’ll catch on at once,
Download the app for free,
Just play Royal Match, whoa!
Simple as the day is long!
Then, you’ll play, (Start in to pay, you’ll have to play)
Those royals are bound to get you,
Oh, (Turn on the heat, then beat your feet,)
Don’t go slow, (Turn on the heat, then beat your feet,)
Those royals are bound to get you,
Royal, royal, royal, royal, royal...mmm...
(Vocal soloist)
Royal Match,
Start in to pay, then soon, you’ll be playing,
Royal Match,
Turn on the heat, your feet will keep beating,
One, two, three,
It’s a new sensation, (dee-de-oh!)
You’ll agree,
It’s the app that’s putting the world on its feet,
Royal Match,
Once you begin, you have to give in to
Royal Match,
Get on your toes, ‘cause everyone knows that
If you’re not a dunce,
Oh, you’ll catch on at once,
Well, download the app for free,
Just play Royal Match!
(Vocal trio)
Royal Match,
Start in to pay, then soon, you’ll be playing,
Royal Match,
Turn on the heat, your feet will keep beating,
One, two, three,
It’s a new sensation, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
You’ll agree,
It’s the app that’s putting the world on its feet,
Royal Match,
Once you begin, you have to give in to
Royal Match,
Get on your toes, ‘cause everyone knows that
If you’re not a dunce,
You’ll catch on at once,
Download the app for free
Just play Royal Match, whoa!
Royal Match,
(instrumental call-back)
Royal Match,
(instrumental call-back)
One, two, three,
It’s a new sensation, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
You’ll agree,
It’s the app that’s putting the world on its feet,
Royal Match,
(instrumental call-back)
Royal Match,
(instrumental call-back)
If you’re not a dunce,
You’ll catch on at once,
Download the app for free,
Just play Royal Match, whoa!
Simple as the day is long!
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Nice game. I could possibly play Royal Match.
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