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Song Parodies -> "Dying to Drink Some Joe (revised)"

Original Song Title:

"Dying to Be Alive"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Hanson

Parody Song Title:

"Dying to Drink Some Joe (revised)"

Parody Written by:

Annie

The Lyrics

I wrote this parody back in 2006 under the name Anny but re-reading it I realized I screwed up by leaving out some of the lines of the song (some Hanson fan, right?). So this is the revised version. Hope you like it. This is for coffee fans everywhere!
I am so cranky
Somebody drank my joe
How can I be crying?
I can get coffee right now though

I'm at my desk just crying out
Get me some coffee please!
I won't sit around thinking about
The trouble that withdrawal brings

I'm dying to drink some joe, yeah
I'm dying to drink some joe, yeah
Let's not go through our lives
Without just dying to drink some joe, yeah

The coffee I slurped
The way I chugged it
I hope you love it too
Cause in the day
You can't go wrong
With a good cup or two

We're all at our desks just crying out
Get me some coffee please!
I won't sit around thinking about
The trouble that withdrawal brings, yeah

I'm dying to drink some joe, yeah
I'm just trying to revive
Let's not go through our lives
Without just dying to drink some joe

And we all go drinking it down
No matter how strong
We love those damn coffee grounds!
Another pot gone
A time closer to fate
Because you know you'll sleep a little bit too late!
Too late, yeah

Coff, coff, coffee, coff,-coff, coffee, coff, coff, coff, coff, coff, coff, coffee, coff, coff, coff, coffee, yeah
Coff, coff, coff, coff, coffee, coff, coff, coff, coffee, coff, coff,coffee, yeah

The joe you drink, the way you drink it
Will never be the same again
Let's go through bliss with every last suck
Because of that fabulous joe, yeah
The amount I drink in this life
I can't say why or when
But the thing I say is you only live once
Don't ever steal my joe again!

I'm dying to drink some joe, yeah
I'm trying to just revive
Let's not go through our lives
Without just dying to drink some joe, yeah
I'm dying to drink some joe, yeah
I'm trying to just revive, yeah
Let's not go through our lives
Without just dying to drink some joe, yeah

And we all go drinking it down
No matter how strong, we love those damn coffee grounds
In the hours to come, we'll say why did we wait?
Can't just leave your day up to fate
Gotta drink more joe before it's too late!
Hope you liked! Here's the original song if you want to know what it sounds like :) I promise, it's good. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRXNyWz_HDA

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