The next day at school, Lincoln's classmates are teasing him again.]
Classmates: Ronnie and Lincoln sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G!
Lincoln: [to the viewers] Yes, this is annoying, but it's a small price to pay as long as things are cool between me and Ronnie Anne.
Ronnie Anne: [suddenly barges in] YOU!
Classmates: Ooooh! [Ronnie Anne slaps Lincoln hard across the face.] Ohhh?
Ronnie Anne: Lincoln Loud, how DARE you kiss me at Jean Juan's French-Mex Buffet! You are rude and gross and totally annoying. I'd rather lick the bathroom floor than kiss you! [she storms off]

Sing, (Start in to sing, you’ll have to swing,)
Then, you’ll swing, (Start in to sing, you’ll have to swing,)
That girl is bound to get you,

Oh, (Turn on the heat, then beat your feet,)
Don’t go slow, (Turn on the heat, then beat your feet,)
That girl is bound to get you,

Girl, girl, girl, girl, girl...mmm...

(female vocal)

Ronnie Anne Slaps,
Start in to watch, then soon, you’ll be watching,
Ronnie Anne Slaps,
Kiss your girlfriend, the Louds will be laughing,

One, two, three,
Elementary School Students throughout the town of Royal Woods, (dee-de-oh!)
All agree,
It’s the slap that’s putting the students on their feet,

Ronnie Anne Slaps,
Once you begin, you have to give in to
Ronnie Anne Slaps,
Get on your toes, ‘cause everyone knows that

If you’re not a dunce,
Oh, you’ll catch on at once,
Well, Lincoln and Ronnie Anne kissing is a meme,
It’s the Ronnie Anne Slaps!

(vocal trio)

Ronnie Anne Slaps,
Start in to watch, then soon, you’ll be watching,
Ronnie Anne Slaps,
Kiss your girlfriend, the Louds will be laughing,

One, two, three,
Elementary School Students throughout the town of Royal Woods, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
All agree,
It’s the slap that’s putting the students on their feet,

Ronnie Anne Slaps,
Once you begin, you have to give in to
Ronnie Anne Slaps,
Get on your toes, ‘cause everyone knows that

If you’re not a dunce,
You’ll catch on at once,
Lincoln and Ronnie Anne kissing is a meme,
It’s the Ronnie Anne Slaps, whoa!

Ronnie Anne Slaps,
(instrumental call-back)
Ronnie Anne Slaps,
(instrumental call-back)

One, two, three,
Elementary School Students across the nation, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
All agree,
It’s the slap that’s putting the students on their feet,

Ronnie Anne Slaps,
(instrumental call-back)
Ronnie Anne Slaps,
(instrumental call-back)

If you’re not a dunce,
You’ll catch on at once,
Lincoln and Ronnie Anne kissing is a meme,
It’s the Ronnie Anne Slaps, whoa!

Simple as the day is long!