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Song Parodies -> "I Drink Clorox Bleach"

Original Song Title:

"POKEMON GO SONG!!!"

Original Performer:

Misha

Parody Song Title:

"I Drink Clorox Bleach"

Parody Written by:

GtaGamingAllStar

The Lyrics

For all of you who hate Misha, sing this instead:
(Intro) I'm cancer.

I drink Clorox Bleach, every day.
I drink Clorox Bleach.
I drink Clorox Bleach, every day.
I drink Clorox Bleach.

When I wake up, I'm grabbing my bleach.
I'm gonna drink it all!

I wanna drink...
Clorox Bleach.
All day long.
ALL DAY LONG!

I drink Clorox Bleach every day.
I drink Clorox Bleach.
I drink Clorox Bleach every day.
I drink Clorox Bleach.

*Cringy Guitar Solo*

I drink Clorox Bleach every day.
I DRINK CLOROX BLEACH!

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 3.4
How Funny: 3.5
Overall Rating: 3.5

Total Votes: 10

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Greg - October 13, 2016 - Report this comment
what the heck is this even about???
mace cail the game dev - March 05, 2024 - Report this comment
this is funny lmao
George&GermaineBriantFan’s Rotting Corpse - March 05, 2024 - Report this comment
Say, couldn’t help but notice that you not only caught on to my pool-chemical ingestion routine, but you personified it even more. Are you sure we can’t convince Phil Ossifer to try some of that stuff? At least the gene pool would be cleaner. Maybe this could be a new template for my copy-bot’s little song: That Clorox is bound to get you. Simple as the day is long…

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