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Song Parodies -> "We Three Dudes"

Original Song Title:

"We Three Kings"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"We Three Dudes"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

I stole the idea for this from one of my own songs, "Had To Buy a Beer to Use the Bathroom", which was played on Dr. Demento once (that I know of.)
We three dudes disorient is
Stuck downtown with no place to whiz
Pressure's mountin' like a fountain
Need to take care of biz-(ness)

Bar off yonder, neon lights
Bar with bathrooms, shining bright
In we're going, soon be flowing
"Where's the head? Please solve our plight"

"Here's the thing", the bouncer reply
"Customers and people who buy
Let you in, but two drink min, Bud
Order or zip that fly"

Whoa, bar with bouncer we are stuck
Bring six beers, we're out of luck
We'll indulge in, cause we're bulgin'
Though each pair costs seven bucks

Once inside, we found sweet relief
Though we felt this place was a thief
Some sweet honey, took our money
Did no good here to beef

Oh, bar had wonders, as we drank
Many girls that us outranked
Some great lookers, and some hookers
Saw and then our stars we thanked

"This one's mine" I said to my buds
Talking loud, emboldened by suds
Started dancing and romancing
Grabbing at her milk duds

Ow!—Barroom bouncer, grabbed my neck
Suddenly I hit the deck
Floor I'm lying, glasses flying
The whole place then goes to heck

Roarious now, my buddies and me
Fisticuffs, was twelve against three
Nostrils flaring, sirens blaring
All cause we had to pee

Oh, Bar out yonder, bar of fight
Bar where they put out our light
So revealing, soon be healing
Won't be going there tonight

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Total Votes: 17

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Phil Alexander - December 14, 2006 - Report this comment
A great story, Rick :-)
AFW - December 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Very funny title...and highly hilarious content...really great stuff, here
Below Average Dave - December 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Today's parodies are much better than the past couple. . .another 555, We three dudes of disorient are. . .this was not an easy parody--excellent job!
Agrimorfee - December 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Great stuff, Rick! I always pictured a bar full of rummies singing "We Three Kings" with a jukebox at the top of their lungs on a pitiful Christmas evening...especially on the "Ohhhhhhhhh...." part. You made it a reality. You should record this for Demento for next year's holiday season! 555
carol - December 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Here's a fist full of $5's to toast you with. Cheers!
Matthias - December 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Dude, this isn't where I parked my fives..... Oh wait, yeah it is....
Jack Wilson - December 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Awesome job! 555!
Yoidy - December 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Yo Dude, where's my sled? Yo, Dude, where's my manger? 555 miles away. Great parody!
Red Ant - December 14, 2006 - Report this comment
This was great, Rick! Paying a cover charge just to take a leak; that's a new one by me. 555
2Eagle - December 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Five beers from Santa to you. I could picture drunks in a bar singing "O Holy Night".
PMS - December 15, 2006 - Report this comment
My number one favorite of the day
peanut butter person - December 17, 2006 - Report this comment
Ouch. Poor dudes. They just had to, it's good!

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