-> "The Wrong Chums Marry (Corrected)"
Original Song Title:
"Along Comes Mary"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"The Wrong Chums Marry (Corrected)"
The Lyrics
When I doubt that I could tout a dating service rating
System I’d produce
Things common do not tell us dwelling with her you’ll
Find a jewel or abuse
And then the wrong chums marry
Now when there’s re-al choices made, and those first feelings fade
Just as if they’d never been
So maybe dating rating systems warn of mysteries so common
Let me fill you in.
Anyone can feel love at first sight
But can their new feeling survive their first fight
Confess to her she might concur but if perchance
Advance it now. The time is right
And don’t regret the tete-a-tete should something spoil. Turmoil
Is better than an endless fight.
But then the wrong chums marry
Their dating rating takes a hit because they fit; they looked close knit
So said the questionnaire
She said she liked the beach as to impeach that she’s a leech in search
Of any millionaire
Anyone can feel love at first sight
But can their new feeling survive their first fight
And when his character’s nine Richter, know he’s no
Longer a candidate for your soul mate
A Victorian accordionist
‘Ist true you might not find that kind of obscure trait
So when the wrong chums marry
Doesn't mean she wants to be victim to his sick psychotic schticks
That devastate her so
Oh let the dating rating system mate, calculate
And dictate character to find her a beau
Anyone can feel love at first sight
But can their new feeling survive their first fight
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