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Song Parodies -> "Cyberchase"
Original Song Title:
"Rhythm Steps"
Original Performer:
Herbie Kay & His Orchestra
Parody Song Title:
"Cyberchase"
Parody Written by:
Phil Ossifer and the “Rhythm Steps” Experience
The Lyrics
I’m referencing the lovely Sally Eilers (1908-1978) here, ahead of what would’ve been her 115th birthday, on December 11th, because I won’t be on this site on that date. As always, this entry needs no explanation. Whaddya think, Phil Ossifer?
Sing, (Start in to sing, you’ll have to swing,)
Then, you’ll swing, (Start in to sing, you’ll have to swing,)
That Hacker is bound to get you,
Oh, (Turn on the heat, then beat your feet,)
Don’t go slow, (Turn on the heat, then beat your feet,)
That Hacker is bound to get you,
Kids show, kids show, kids show, kids show, kids show...mmm...
(female vocal)
Cyberchase,
Start in to watch, then soon, you’ll be watching,
Cyberchase,
Turn on the heat, your feet will keep beating,
Matt; Jackie,
Inez situations, (dee-de-oh!)
You’ll agree,
Sally Eilers would have been lost in this treat,
Cyberchase,
Hacker, Digit, the others are here on,
Cyberchase,
Buzz and Delete, ‘cause everyone knows them,
If you’re not a dunce,
Oh, you’ll catch on at once,
Well, Matt, Inez, and Jackie,
Stuck through Cyberchase!
(Sally Eilers: Gee, I don’t think it’s so swell for those three kids to be stuck in that virtual universe for all eternity!)
(vocal trio)
Cyberchase,
Start in to watch, then soon, you’ll be watching,
Cyberchase,
Turn on the heat, your feet will keep beating,
Matt; Jackie,
Inez situations, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
You’ll agree,
Sally Eilers would have been lost in this treat,
Cyberchase,
Hacker, Digit, the others are here on,
Cyberchase,
Buzz and Delete, ‘cause everyone knows them,
If you’re not a dunce,
You’ll catch on at once,
Matt, Inez, and Jackie,
Stuck through Cyberchase, whoa!
(Sally Eilers: Well, I guess they ain’t so bad!)
Cyberchase,
(instrumental call-back)
Cyberchase,
(instrumental call-back)
Matt; Jackie,
Inez situations, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
You’ll agree,
Sally Eilers would have been lost in this treat,
Cyberchase,
(instrumental call-back)
Cyberchase,
(instrumental call-back)
If you’re not a dunce,
You’ll catch on at once,
Matt, Inez, and Jackie,
Stuck through Cyberchase, whoa!
Phil Ossifer hates this song!
Then, you’ll swing, (Start in to sing, you’ll have to swing,)
That Hacker is bound to get you,
Oh, (Turn on the heat, then beat your feet,)
Don’t go slow, (Turn on the heat, then beat your feet,)
That Hacker is bound to get you,
Kids show, kids show, kids show, kids show, kids show...mmm...
(female vocal)
Cyberchase,
Start in to watch, then soon, you’ll be watching,
Cyberchase,
Turn on the heat, your feet will keep beating,
Matt; Jackie,
Inez situations, (dee-de-oh!)
You’ll agree,
Sally Eilers would have been lost in this treat,
Cyberchase,
Hacker, Digit, the others are here on,
Cyberchase,
Buzz and Delete, ‘cause everyone knows them,
If you’re not a dunce,
Oh, you’ll catch on at once,
Well, Matt, Inez, and Jackie,
Stuck through Cyberchase!
(Sally Eilers: Gee, I don’t think it’s so swell for those three kids to be stuck in that virtual universe for all eternity!)
(vocal trio)
Cyberchase,
Start in to watch, then soon, you’ll be watching,
Cyberchase,
Turn on the heat, your feet will keep beating,
Matt; Jackie,
Inez situations, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
You’ll agree,
Sally Eilers would have been lost in this treat,
Cyberchase,
Hacker, Digit, the others are here on,
Cyberchase,
Buzz and Delete, ‘cause everyone knows them,
If you’re not a dunce,
You’ll catch on at once,
Matt, Inez, and Jackie,
Stuck through Cyberchase, whoa!
(Sally Eilers: Well, I guess they ain’t so bad!)
Cyberchase,
(instrumental call-back)
Cyberchase,
(instrumental call-back)
Matt; Jackie,
Inez situations, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
You’ll agree,
Sally Eilers would have been lost in this treat,
Cyberchase,
(instrumental call-back)
Cyberchase,
(instrumental call-back)
If you’re not a dunce,
You’ll catch on at once,
Matt, Inez, and Jackie,
Stuck through Cyberchase, whoa!
Phil Ossifer hates this song!
“The thought of you writing anyone a letter is beyond hilarious since you'd have to think of what to say without having someone else's material to rely on. Pretty sure you'd be stuck after "Dear..."” — Phil Ossifer
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What the $&@#’s a Sally Eilers?
Maybe Google can answer that question, Sandor? As always, GeorgeAndGermaineBriantFan pays his daily tribute to his hoboes-with-oboes tune hero by reprising the same song six times today. The phrasing in most of his crap is mainly just repeated from his previous entry and most of his “parodies” fail to garner more than two dozen views on the day it’s submitted. Now he’s decided to use my name for writing these entries and is now harboring an obsession with Sally Eilers, a B-list actress from the 1930s who appeared in five films and nothing else. It’s obvious why he chose “Rhythm Steps” as the song to beat into the ground, he uses it via volume posting to justify how “great” that song is. You know as well as I do that it’s nothing but a worthless novelty tune that no one outside of this website has heard of.
GeorgeAndGermaineBriantFan, have I mentioned that it’s blazingly obvious you’re stupid AF? You show the author as Phil Ossifer, then ask Phil Ossifer what he thinks. Interestingly, the comment you write in my name is a somewhat accurate summation of what you do on here, but the facts and funny parts didn’t come from you. All you actually provided was some background on someone who is as obscure as the garbage music you’re obsessed with.
This is rich. I have yet to receive a first strike, let alone a third. You'd think it would be obvious even to a grade school dropout like yourself that management doesn't intervene in much of anything on here. Besides, it was another member who was hoping they'd jump in. After your 1st month here, I knew they weren't paying the least bit of attention. And nobody cares about your geezer gals.
I am tired of this constant war between you both. This used to be a really good website many years go now it has gone downhill because of the bogus 13 votes and this nonsense. If you have a grievance against each other then contact each other directly and leave this site alone.
Ask dorsal orifice GAGBF to only post his crap under his own name. As far as this site going downhill, where's your complaint about this guy posting the same song with minimal changes several times each day. We've had people who were looking for a parody site stop by, comment about that, and never return. If you get bored and restless, bring that up with management. Someone with far more clout than me apparently tried and got nowhere. I'd love to see this board return to what it once was, but GAGBF isn't going to let that happen.
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