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Song Parodies -> "Quote/Max Steps (Reprise)"
Original Song Title:
"Rhythm Steps"
Original Performer:
Herbie Kay & His Orchestra
Parody Song Title:
"Quote/Max Steps (Reprise)"
Parody Written by:
MedAdvantage Max
The Lyrics
The greatest advertisement in television history.
Sing, (Start in to sing, you’ll have to swing,)
Then, you’ll swing, (Start in to sing, you’ll have to swing,)
That Med-ad is bound to get you,
Oh, (Turn on the heat, then beat your feet,)
Don’t go slow, (Turn on the heat, then beat your feet,)
That Med-ad is bound to get you,
Med-ad, med-ad, med-ad, med-ad, med-ad...mmm...
(female vocal)
Quote/Max Steps,
Start in to sing, then soon, you’ll be swinging,
Quote/Max Steps,
Turn on the heat, your feet will keep beating,
One, two, three,
It’s a new sensation, (dee-de-oh!)
You’ll agree,
It’s the step that’s putting the world on its feet,
Quote/Max Steps,
Once you begin, you have to give in to
Quote/Max Steps,
Get on your toes, ‘cause everyone knows that
If you’re not a dunce,
Oh, you’ll catch on at once,
Well, Medicare’s here; you see,
It’s the Quote/Max Steps!
(vocal trio)
Quote/Max Steps,
Start in to sing, then soon, you’ll be swinging,
Quote/Max Steps,
Turn on the heat, your feet will keep beating,
One, two, three,
It’s a new sensation, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
You’ll agree,
It’s the step that’s putting the world on its feet,
Quote/Max Steps,
Once you begin, you have to give in to
Quote/Max Steps,
Get on your toes, ‘cause everyone knows that
If you’re not a dunce,
You’ll catch on at once,
Medicare’s here; you see,
It’s the Quote/Max Steps, whoa!
Quote/Max Steps,
(instrumental call-back)
Quote/Max Steps,
(instrumental call-back)
One, two, three,
It’s a new sensation, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
You’ll agree,
It’s the step that’s putting the world on its feet,
Quote/Max Steps,
(instrumental call-back)
Quote/Max Steps,
(instrumental call-back)
If you’re not a dunce,
You’ll catch on at once,
Medicare’s here; you see,
It’s the Quote/Max Steps, whoa!
Simple as the day is long!
Then, you’ll swing, (Start in to sing, you’ll have to swing,)
That Med-ad is bound to get you,
Oh, (Turn on the heat, then beat your feet,)
Don’t go slow, (Turn on the heat, then beat your feet,)
That Med-ad is bound to get you,
Med-ad, med-ad, med-ad, med-ad, med-ad...mmm...
(female vocal)
Quote/Max Steps,
Start in to sing, then soon, you’ll be swinging,
Quote/Max Steps,
Turn on the heat, your feet will keep beating,
One, two, three,
It’s a new sensation, (dee-de-oh!)
You’ll agree,
It’s the step that’s putting the world on its feet,
Quote/Max Steps,
Once you begin, you have to give in to
Quote/Max Steps,
Get on your toes, ‘cause everyone knows that
If you’re not a dunce,
Oh, you’ll catch on at once,
Well, Medicare’s here; you see,
It’s the Quote/Max Steps!
(vocal trio)
Quote/Max Steps,
Start in to sing, then soon, you’ll be swinging,
Quote/Max Steps,
Turn on the heat, your feet will keep beating,
One, two, three,
It’s a new sensation, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
You’ll agree,
It’s the step that’s putting the world on its feet,
Quote/Max Steps,
Once you begin, you have to give in to
Quote/Max Steps,
Get on your toes, ‘cause everyone knows that
If you’re not a dunce,
You’ll catch on at once,
Medicare’s here; you see,
It’s the Quote/Max Steps, whoa!
Quote/Max Steps,
(instrumental call-back)
Quote/Max Steps,
(instrumental call-back)
One, two, three,
It’s a new sensation, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
You’ll agree,
It’s the step that’s putting the world on its feet,
Quote/Max Steps,
(instrumental call-back)
Quote/Max Steps,
(instrumental call-back)
If you’re not a dunce,
You’ll catch on at once,
Medicare’s here; you see,
It’s the Quote/Max Steps, whoa!
Simple as the day is long!
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If you post one more block of “Rhythm Steps” parodies someone at your rest home is going to have to take away your internet privileges. Attention whore much?
Ha! Nobody bothers to comment anymore, let alone even read your recycled garbage, so you do what any slobbering, attention-starved anencephalic would do: make up a false critique. And of course, it wouldn’t be you if you didn’t post it under my name, as if most readers couldn’t discern the difference. Just curious, does it hurt to be that stupid?
Wow, GeorgeAndGermaineBriantFan, things must be really slow out there at the group home if you've got the time to drop five of your 'tard turds and supply commentary for both of us. I'm guessing they ran out of crayons and glitter and told you unwanted wastes of skin to fend for yourselves.
The best I can come up with? Remind me, which of us copies other people's comments and user names because they can't come up with worthwhile content on their own? That'd be you, 'TardZilla. Also, king of attention span deficit, I haven't mentioned rest homes in months. I said group home, where wastrels like yourself end up because they have no friends or family, and can't make it on their own. (See your world's whiniest post evarrr from late last August). As far as informative purposes, what is there to "get". Are you now the self-appointed czar of the zeitgeist, standing guard against the terrors of ominous things like Arby's ads that are no longer running? Maybe you could take some time off from your important duties and relax with a couple weeks of NPR pledge drives while contemplating the greatness of the color beige, dull-on-the-dole.
Should we focus on more important things llike the_conqueror_od_parodies who keeps messi g up the votes by cleaning out the cookies?
I’ll get you yet, MedAdvantage Max. I wouldn’t take your government handouts if they were wrapped in cellophane!
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