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Song Parodies -> "Curse This ISP"

Original Song Title:

"Beauty and the Beast"

Original Performer:

Angela Lansbury

Parody Song Title:

"Curse This ISP"

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The Lyrics

Seriously, why do I suddenly had a thing for parodying musicals? And why do I have to vent at my service provider over and over again?
It takes too much time
So frustratingly
Barely even done
This game I can't run
Curse this ISP

Progress hardly changed
It's not in a whim
I am feeling pained
All my patience drained
Download games from Steam

This is just insane
Slow for twice the price
Waiting is a bore
Updates are a chore
It is never nice

Ain't got fiber lines
Couldn't stream a song
Netflix barely runs
Ping times never fun
Clearly this is wrong

Frankly I am done
So annoyingly
Taking too much time
Slow subscriber line
Curse this ISP

Taking too much time
Slow subscriber line
Curse this ISP
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