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Song Parodies -> "Blue Bloods Steps"

Original Song Title:

"Rhythm Steps"

Original Performer:

Herbie Kay & His Orchestra

Parody Song Title:

"Blue Bloods Steps"

Parody Written by:

Tom Selleck

The Lyrics

Sing, (Start in to sing, you’ll have to swing,)
Then, you’ll swing, (Start in to sing, you’ll have to swing,)
That cop show is bound to get you,

Oh, (Turn on the heat, then beat your feet,)
Don’t go slow, (Turn on the heat, then beat your feet,)
That cop show is bound to get you,

Cop show, cop show, cop show, cop show, cop show...mmm...

(female vocal)

Blue Bloods Steps,
Start in to watch, then soon, you’ll be watching,
Blue Bloods Steps,
Turn on the heat, Frank Reagan’s arresting,

One, two, three,
It’s a new sensation, (dee-de-oh!)
You’ll agree,
It’s the step that’s putting the world on its feet,

Blue Bloods Steps,
Once you begin, you have to give in to
Blue Bloods Steps,
Get on your toes, ‘cause everyone knows that

If you’re not a dunce,
Oh, you’ll catch on at once,
Well, solve a bloody crime scene,
It’s the Blue Bloods Steps!

(vocal trio)

Blue Bloods Steps,
Start in to watch, then soon, you’ll be watching,
Blue Bloods Steps,
Turn on the heat, Frank Reagan’s arresting,

One, two, three,
It’s a new sensation, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
You’ll agree,
It’s the step that’s putting the world on its feet,

Blue Bloods Steps,
Once you begin, you have to give in to
Blue Bloods Steps,
Get on your toes, ‘cause everyone knows that

If you’re not a dunce,
You’ll catch on at once,
Solve a bloody crime scene,
It’s the Blue Bloods Steps, whoa!

Blue Bloods Steps,
(instrumental call-back)
Blue Bloods Steps,
(instrumental call-back)

One, two, three,
It’s a new sensation, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
You’ll agree,
It’s the step that’s putting the world on its feet,

Blue Bloods Steps,
(instrumental call-back)
Blue Bloods Steps,
(instrumental call-back)

If you’re not a dunce,
You’ll catch on at once,
Solve a bloody crime scene,
It’s the Blue Bloods Steps, whoa!

Simple as the day is long!

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Phil Ossifer - November 17, 2023 - Report this comment
Again, you used the same song yet again to talk about an American cop drama, but have to wonder what you get out of posting your repeat-a-thons. Do you do this just to drive people away, or do you want to make this your own personal stomping ground. As everyone else has pointed out, all of the old regulars on this site have either left or never post anymore, so what does a new person see? Retarded users posting variations of the same song over and over without getting “permission” from you first. Weird little syndicate you’ve got there.
Rand - November 17, 2023 - Report this comment
There's no reason to keep feeding the trolls who churn out these worthless efforts and then bask in the negative attention.
The Real Phil Ossifer - November 17, 2023 - Report this comment
You must be new here. This is the work of GeorgeAndGermaineBriantFan, a double-digit IQ poster who incorporates whatever catches his attention at the moment into his favorite geezer song and posts it here. From what I’ve seen, he puts more effort into digging up bits of my past critiques than he does actually writing the parody, but that’s patently obvious to most of us.
The Real Phil Ossifer - November 17, 2023 - Report this comment
“Again, you used the same song yet again”. If you drop one more IQ point someone will have to water you every day.
George&GermaineBriantFan - November 19, 2023 - Report this comment
Phil, if you don’t like my parodies don’t read them. In the meantime, try writing commentaries that don’t suck. I have no doubt the vast majority of people on here skip almost every comment you write ‘cause it’s pretty much all the same. Besides, have you looked into, “Carole of the curves” this holiday season? https://carole-and-co.livejournal.com/682497.html
CML - November 20, 2023 - Report this comment
The problem goes beyond the content of your parodies. When you flood the zone with parodies of songs nobody has ever heard of and when you insist on NOTHING BUT these songs, it makes this site look ridiculous. This is a problem; a first time teader would see this and never return. And, as it is, our readership is dwindling to nothing. So, why are you doing this?
Frank Reagan - November 20, 2023 - Report this comment
“I’m not good at it. I just do it!”

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