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Song Parodies -> "Baby Shark"
Original Song Title:
"Jism Strokes"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Baby Shark"
Parody Written by:
Captain Obvious
The Lyrics
The famous kids’ song, now adapted to a form that AmIRighters can all enjoy.
Sing, (Start in to sing, you’ll have to swing,)
Then, you’ll swing, (Start in to sing, you’ll have to swing,)
That shark bite is bound to get you,
Oh, (Turn on the heat, then beat your feet,)
Don’t go slow, (Turn on the heat, then beat your feet,)
That shark bite is bound to get you,
Shark bite, shark bite, shark bite, shark bite, shark bite...mmm...
(female vocal)
Baby Shark,
Start in to sing, then soon, you’ll be swinging,
Baby Shark,
Turn on the heat, your feet will keep beating,
One, two, three,
It’s a new sensation, (dee-de-oh!)
You’ll agree,
It’s the step that’s putting the world on its feet,
Baby Shark,
Once you begin, you have to give in to
Baby Shark,
Get on your toes, ‘cause everyone knows that
If you’re not a dunce,
Oh, you’ll catch on at once,
Well, join the sharks and say “Whee!”,
Let’s do Baby Shark!
(vocal trio)
Baby Shark,
Start in to sing, then soon, you’ll be swinging,
Baby Shark,
Turn on the heat, your feet will keep beating,
One, two, three,
It’s a new sensation, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
You’ll agree,
It’s the step that’s putting the world on its feet,
Baby Shark,
Once you begin, you have to give in to
Baby Shark,
Get on your toes, ‘cause everyone knows that
If you’re not a dunce,
You’ll catch on at once,
Join the sharks and say “Whee!”,
Let’s do Baby Shark, whoa!
Baby Shark,
(instrumental call-back)
Baby Shark,
(instrumental call-back)
One, two, three,
It’s a new sensation, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
You’ll agree,
It’s the step that’s putting the world on its feet,
Baby Shark,
(instrumental call-back)
Baby Shark,
(instrumental call-back)
If you’re not a dunce,
You’ll catch on at once,
Join the sharks and say “Whee!”,
Let’s do Baby Shark, whoa!
Simple as the day is long!
Then, you’ll swing, (Start in to sing, you’ll have to swing,)
That shark bite is bound to get you,
Oh, (Turn on the heat, then beat your feet,)
Don’t go slow, (Turn on the heat, then beat your feet,)
That shark bite is bound to get you,
Shark bite, shark bite, shark bite, shark bite, shark bite...mmm...
(female vocal)
Baby Shark,
Start in to sing, then soon, you’ll be swinging,
Baby Shark,
Turn on the heat, your feet will keep beating,
One, two, three,
It’s a new sensation, (dee-de-oh!)
You’ll agree,
It’s the step that’s putting the world on its feet,
Baby Shark,
Once you begin, you have to give in to
Baby Shark,
Get on your toes, ‘cause everyone knows that
If you’re not a dunce,
Oh, you’ll catch on at once,
Well, join the sharks and say “Whee!”,
Let’s do Baby Shark!
(vocal trio)
Baby Shark,
Start in to sing, then soon, you’ll be swinging,
Baby Shark,
Turn on the heat, your feet will keep beating,
One, two, three,
It’s a new sensation, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
You’ll agree,
It’s the step that’s putting the world on its feet,
Baby Shark,
Once you begin, you have to give in to
Baby Shark,
Get on your toes, ‘cause everyone knows that
If you’re not a dunce,
You’ll catch on at once,
Join the sharks and say “Whee!”,
Let’s do Baby Shark, whoa!
Baby Shark,
(instrumental call-back)
Baby Shark,
(instrumental call-back)
One, two, three,
It’s a new sensation, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
You’ll agree,
It’s the step that’s putting the world on its feet,
Baby Shark,
(instrumental call-back)
Baby Shark,
(instrumental call-back)
If you’re not a dunce,
You’ll catch on at once,
Join the sharks and say “Whee!”,
Let’s do Baby Shark, whoa!
Simple as the day is long!
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Let me see if I’ve got this straight: You have yet to write a parody that doesn’t involve changing more than ten words from your ‘tard anthem, and you’re suggesting I’m stupid? Labeling you as a moron is tantamount to saying the ocean is damp.
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