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Song Parodies -> "Deck The Halls (With Gasoline)"

Original Song Title:

"Deck The Halls"

Original Performer:

Christmas Songs

Parody Song Title:

"Deck The Halls (With Gasoline)"

Parody Written by:

Dylan Baranski

The Lyrics

As I've said before, this seems to be a time when people write more Christmas parodies. Naturally, I decided to go with the flow. Back when I was in elementary school, some kids used to sing this, so I elaborated a bit & made this parody. Merry Christmas! hyvää joulua! god jul! メリークリスマス!
Deck the halls with gasoline.
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Light a match & watch it gleam.
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Now your school is down in ashes.
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.
Aren't you glad you played with matches?
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Deck the halls with dynamite.
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Press the plunger, see the lights.
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Now your school's a bunch of rubble.
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.
Aren't you glad you stirred up trouble?
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

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Pacing: 4.1
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 703

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   55
 26
 24
 
 2   35
 13
 9
 
 3   71
 35
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 4   143
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 5   399
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Mr 1s - December 08, 2006 - Report this comment
Oh yes! A parody where my vote will be perfectly appropriate!
???? - December 08, 2006 - Report this comment
Once in 4th grade some kids sang this
Red Ant - December 08, 2006 - Report this comment
"Back when I was in elementary school, some kids used to sing this..."; same here. Taking another's work and posting it as your own in not a good thing, but I'll stop short of calling your parody half-plagiarised since a) there probably isn't a copyright on the DTH(WG) part and b) you acknowledged that you are not the original author of half this parody. I will say though that this song is three verses long, not two. If I were to rate you on the 1/3 of the song that you wrote, it would be a 222 at best, so I'm not voting here. Better luck next time.
Dylan Baranski - December 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Whaddaya mean plagiarized? This was a partial parody of a Christmas song that elementary school kids would sometimes sing, & had no definite origin. So, I don't really think it's "plagiarized" since it has no definite origin & because I elaborated a bit. (btw, I've always known Deck the Halls to have two verses. I'm not sure about that 3rd one).
Immoral Liberal - December 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Just because the author of something can't be traced doesn't mean that a work is not plagiarized. As my college professors used to say, if you heard it someplace else and don't remember where, footnote it that way. Isn't it better (and more challenging) to come up with your own ideas? I've never heard this before. However, if it has existed in some close form then I think the author should withdraw this or it should be taken down. Hey Red, plagiarism is not determined by whether or not something has been copyighted. One owns what they produce once a work is produced. Copyrighting gives you the added protection of not having to prove ownership, sets damages, etc.
Agrimorfee - December 13, 2006 - Report this comment
All you say is true, but Red did say, " I'll stop short of calling your parody half-plagiarised...".
Immoral Liberal - December 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Agrim - you are correct and Red seems like an intelligent person. Red "stopped short of calling [your] parody half-plagiarised since a) there probably isn't a copyright" - copyright or not, it could still be plagiarism. There is an author (or several) on this site who can tell you that. I read where Robert J. Pagliaro had a parody plagiarized (copyright infringement) on a work that was not copyrighted. Nothing against you and nothing against Red here.
Svetlana G - December 29, 2006 - Report this comment
interesting
Holla Back Girl - November 24, 2007 - Report this comment
It's super cool and it is just what I was looking for. I will use it to make fun of my music teacherthat dont want to give us the lyrics!!!!!!
Dylan Baranski - November 25, 2007 - Report this comment
Thank you. I'm glad it fulfilled your need.
Crazy Dave - November 26, 2007 - Report this comment
hmm, i have a song thats like this, just a little diffrent. ill post it if you want.
Awed struck girl - December 12, 2007 - Report this comment
OMG!!! you are soooooooo famous at my school! someone heard someone sing your song and probally looked it up and sang it to his/her friends and passed it on. It kept up until it came to me, in other words, thank you for making up this song if you hadn't then i would have never known that Christmas didn't have to be so sourious (Sp?) and could be very funny!
Dylan Baranski - December 12, 2007 - Report this comment
Well, technically, the first half I ripped off from hearing my fellow classmates sing it. The second half is my own doing.
Moonbow - December 22, 2007 - Report this comment
Lol I heard my friends sing this in Elementary too.. but not the second part. A third verse? I don't think so..
um... - January 03, 2009 - Report this comment
this is awesome!!!
Christie Marie M - January 03, 2009 - Report this comment
I was tempted to write this parody!
Andria - January 05, 2009 - Report this comment
I heard this "parody" in school too, but there was no second half. My vote is only for the second half, and it is 5-5-3.
Maggie - January 25, 2009 - Report this comment
OMG my TEACHER wore a Tshirt with this written on it!! it was sooo funny!
Black Roses - October 31, 2009 - Report this comment
XD I remember singing this in music class to pass the time. Then the teacher would come in and yell at us for wanting to start he school on fire.
debbiecakes - December 15, 2009 - Report this comment
deck the halls with gasoline falalalalalalala strike a match and watch it gleam falalalalalalala break a window, pop a tire falalalalalalala set the christmad tree on fire falalalalalalala
fugacity - March 16, 2010 - Report this comment
Actually, though I have no proof, I am the author of the first stanza, but I wrote "watch the school go down in ashes". This would have been written in the mid-80s in Indiana when visiting my cousins house. Glad to see it inspired many variations.
Andrea - November 18, 2010 - Report this comment
Fugacity - I think I can corroborate your story. I remember one of my classmates telling some of us one day at school about writing the lyrics and teaching them to us. This would have been about 1985 in Indianapolis.
maddiehess - August 11, 2012 - Report this comment
if you mess with me i will mess with you. dont make me get my cane!
kbye - January 06, 2015 - Report this comment
and then theres jingle bells. DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW, ON A PAIR OF BROKEN SKIIS, OVER ROCKS WE GOM BREAKING BOTH MY KNEES HAHAHAH BELLS ON RUDOLPH'S NOSE, MAKE HIM WANT TO CRY, WHAT FUN IT IS TO LAUGH AND SEE RUDOLPH DYING. JINGLE BELLS BATMAN SMELLS ROBIN WENT AWAY, UNCLE BILLY GOT LOST ON THE MILKY WAY HEYYYYY
cameron - March 19, 2015 - Report this comment
t funniest song I heard
Yuup - December 22, 2016 - Report this comment
The parody of Deck The Halls is old as dirt, as I'm 35 now, and I was singing it in Elementary school. Same with Jingle Bells: Jingle Bells, Batman smells, etc. The best part of the Jingle Bells parody is when Batman is floating down the Delaware, chewing his underwear, and so forth. It then goes into Great green globs of greasey, grimey golpher guts...catch my drift?
Alpha Skua - November 07, 2017 - Report this comment
WRECK THE MALLS WITH LAST MINTUTE SHOPPERS,,LOOKING FOR CHRISTMAS TREE TOPPERS,CROWDS AND MOBS,ON A RIOT,AFTER CHRISTMAS STARTS THE DIET
TAMAA BIRD 1000 VOICES - November 01, 2018 - Report this comment
DECK THE HALLS WITH POISON IVY,MAKE THE DAY ALL LIVELY,RUNNING STOPPING FOOD HALL SHOPPING,THEN WAIT FOR UNCLE DAN'S ARIVAL
Anonymous - November 28, 2018 - Report this comment
I know many might find the parody funny but I myself do not in the least. In light of the many school shootings lately and tragic loss of life I’m sure I’m not the only one who feels this way. I’m sure those who’ve lost their children and loved ones take offense even if it’s about burning down or bombing a school. This is very inappropriate in nature. I love parodies but certain things don’t belong as part of them
@Anon - November 29, 2018 - Report this comment
This parody is older than my deceased grandpa and has nothing to do with school shootings. Chillax.
paul robinson - November 29, 2018 - Report this comment
Hmmn...much ado about, well, not much. I guess it's kinda cute. Maybe I'm just jealous about 27,300 views.
Dylan Baranski - November 29, 2018 - Report this comment
Anonymous, I am no more in favor of school shootings than you are. I happen to know about the tragedy that was the Bath School Disaster. However, I did not do this one for the purpose of glorifying the death of innocent people. It was only meant in jest.
Ed - November 16, 2019 - Report this comment
I think I wrote this in 1985 or 86 at Nathaniel Hawthorn intermediate school in bayside New York. But the second verse is “watch the Schoolhouse burn to ashes”
wow - October 02, 2020 - Report this comment
dude some of these comments are older than my friends
DemandingCookiez - October 26, 2020 - Report this comment
DAMN SOME OF THESE COMMENTS ARE OLDER THAN I AM. SHEESH.
Sam - November 08, 2020 - Report this comment
It is so funny
The Little Bomber Boy - November 09, 2020 - Report this comment
Deck The Walls With Bowels of Ali
Alpha Skua - November 11, 2020 - Report this comment
Get one of those ugly swatrs for Christmas the one with the little lights on iit that flash
#LLZMAN - December 04, 2020 - Report this comment
Deck the halls with Poison Ivy, Fa-la-la-a-la-la-la-la, If you touch this you'll be sorry, Fa-la-la-a-la-la-la-la, Break a window, pop a tire Fa-la-la-a-la-la-la-la, Set the Christmas tree on fire Fa-la-la-a-la-la-la-la
Alpha Skua - December 13, 2020 - Report this comment
Wear a ugly Sweater the ones with flashing lights that keep the dark room all lit up
nutsack - December 14, 2020 - Report this comment
why this post is so funny but a dumpster fire is more popular
Amelia - December 16, 2020 - Report this comment
This is awesome. I heard some friends at school singing this and wanted the lyrics. I found them! The other kids are gonna be so interested in the second verse.
Dylan Baranski - December 17, 2020 - Report this comment
Thanks, Amelia! I made up the second verse myself!
Alec - December 24, 2020 - Report this comment
I have been looking for these lyrics everywhere and finally found them
KEYA MODI - January 21, 2021 - Report this comment
perfect its super appropriate i love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dylan Baranski - January 22, 2021 - Report this comment
Thanks, Keya!
Lemon - January 25, 2021 - Report this comment
Much epic 👌
Dylan Baranski - February 02, 2021 - Report this comment
Thanks, Lemon!
ろわんおびんそん - February 02, 2021 - Report this comment
はは!てゃtいsふんy!はい!☆☆☆☆☆ stars。
Dylan Baranski - February 08, 2021 - Report this comment
ありがとう !
Hi2 - February 11, 2021 - Report this comment
This was SOOOOOOO funny, and I'm glad you made it
Dylan Baranski - March 02, 2021 - Report this comment
Thank you, Hi2!
ana mccarthy - October 04, 2021 - Report this comment
Deck the halls with dynamite. Fa la la la la, la la la la. Press the plunger, see the lights. Fa la la la la, la la la la. Now your school's a bunch of rubble. Fa la la, la la la, la la la. Aren't you glad you stirred up trouble? Fa la la la la, la la la la. Fa la la la la, la la la la. I love this sm
dezz nuts and yes i am girl - October 12, 2021 - Report this comment
Deck the halls with gasoline. Fa la la la la, la la la la. Light a match & watch it gleam. Fa la la la la, la la la la. Now your school is down in ashes. Fa la la, la la la, la la la. Aren't you glad you played with matches? Fa la la la la, la la la la. no more school
Nihal aka rocker 5 - October 13, 2021 - Report this comment
Hahahahahahahahahahah it is so funny
Rawr - October 28, 2021 - Report this comment
Im in middle school me and my friends sing this and all the other kids think we are arsonists
Ack - December 03, 2021 - Report this comment
I remember in 5th grade we would sing "jingle bells shotgun shells Santa Claus is dead, Rudolph took a 44 and shot him in the head"
Ash - December 09, 2021 - Report this comment
In the locker rooms the other day all I could hear was this song. It was beautiful.
Ash - December 14, 2021 - Report this comment
I have sent this song to every one I know.
u don’t know me - December 27, 2021 - Report this comment
My friend likes to spam this song to me every Christmas! I love it. 🤣
Durr - March 24, 2022 - Report this comment
Every single day i hear it in the math class. It is a joy to hear it.
Tinker - December 04, 2022 - Report this comment
*Watch the school house burn to ashes* I like this better. Gives more of a pyromaniac vibe and goes better with the light a match and watch it gleam. Just wanna see those flames dance. :)
Asteroid - December 06, 2022 - Report this comment
One of my friends has started singing this for every day of December. My other friends and I have caught on and are now singing the song like we're in a choir. 😂
Suicide Bomber Carol - December 08, 2022 - Report this comment
Deck the walls with bowels of Ali, Allala Allah lilah lilah
Alpha Skua - December 18, 2022 - Report this comment
WRECK THE UN WITH WRECKING BALLS, SWING THE BOOM AND SHOP AT THE MALLS,SEE THE WHOLE PLACE CRASHING DOWN, THEN JUST RETURN TO TOWN
ZiolasArts - March 13, 2024 - Report this comment
This song is so sLAy

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