I... don't need a lot for Christmas,
There is just one thing I need.
I just have a hungry belly,
That I really need to feed.
I don't even wish for snow,
i just want an ice cream cone,
Lots of candy too...
All I want for Christmas...
Is food...

I don't want a lot for Christmas,
There is just one thing I need. (and I)
I just have a hungry belly,
That I really need to feed.
I just wanna see some cookies
When I wake on Christmas day.
Santa Claus won't make me happy,
Without a bag of Frito-Lays.
I don't want no cheap cologne,
I just want an ice cream cone.
Lots of candy too,
All I want for Christmas is food...
Santa.

I just want some lunch for Christmas,
Toss the salad in my bowl.
Roasted chicken, topped with gravy,
With a buttered dinner roll.
I just want some stuff to snack on,
Carrots and celery sticks.
I will eat all night long, even
if it starts to make me sick.
'Cause I just want some food tonight,
How about a Diet Sprite?
Sausage pizza, too.
Santa, all I want for Christmas is food
Food...

I just feel like dining,
On an avocado pear.
Find me in the kitchen,
Chewing on a gummy bear.
And everyone is eating,
I am really feeling hungry,
Santa can't you see what I really really need?
Won't you bring me a bag of sunflower seeds?

Oh, I don't want a lot for Christmas,
All I want are toasted s'mores.
I just want a sack of candy.
Right outside my bedrooM door.
What is with the new cell phone?
I JUST WANT AN ICE CREAM CONE!
Chicken nuggets, too...
Santa, all I want for Christmas is food...

All I want for Christmas is food, Santa...
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