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Song Parodies -> "All I Want for Christmas is Food"
Original Song Title:
"All I Want for Christmas is You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Mariah Carey
Parody Song Title:
"All I Want for Christmas is Food"
Parody Written by:
lebeiW15
The Lyrics
Yet another pointless food parody
I... don't need a lot for Christmas,
There is just one thing I need.
I just have a hungry belly,
That I really need to feed.
I don't even wish for snow,
i just want an ice cream cone,
Lots of candy too...
All I want for Christmas...
Is food...
I don't want a lot for Christmas,
There is just one thing I need. (and I)
I just have a hungry belly,
That I really need to feed.
I just wanna see some cookies
When I wake on Christmas day.
Santa Claus won't make me happy,
Without a bag of Frito-Lays.
I don't want no cheap cologne,
I just want an ice cream cone.
Lots of candy too,
All I want for Christmas is food...
Santa.
I just want some lunch for Christmas,
Toss the salad in my bowl.
Roasted chicken, topped with gravy,
With a buttered dinner roll.
I just want some stuff to snack on,
Carrots and celery sticks.
I will eat all night long, even
if it starts to make me sick.
'Cause I just want some food tonight,
How about a Diet Sprite?
Sausage pizza, too.
Santa, all I want for Christmas is food
Food...
I just feel like dining,
On an avocado pear.
Find me in the kitchen,
Chewing on a gummy bear.
And everyone is eating,
I am really feeling hungry,
Santa can't you see what I really really need?
Won't you bring me a bag of sunflower seeds?
Oh, I don't want a lot for Christmas,
All I want are toasted s'mores.
I just want a sack of candy.
Right outside my bedrooM door.
What is with the new cell phone?
I JUST WANT AN ICE CREAM CONE!
Chicken nuggets, too...
Santa, all I want for Christmas is food...
All I want for Christmas is food, Santa...
(repeat and fade)
There is just one thing I need.
I just have a hungry belly,
That I really need to feed.
I don't even wish for snow,
i just want an ice cream cone,
Lots of candy too...
All I want for Christmas...
Is food...
I don't want a lot for Christmas,
There is just one thing I need. (and I)
I just have a hungry belly,
That I really need to feed.
I just wanna see some cookies
When I wake on Christmas day.
Santa Claus won't make me happy,
Without a bag of Frito-Lays.
I don't want no cheap cologne,
I just want an ice cream cone.
Lots of candy too,
All I want for Christmas is food...
Santa.
I just want some lunch for Christmas,
Toss the salad in my bowl.
Roasted chicken, topped with gravy,
With a buttered dinner roll.
I just want some stuff to snack on,
Carrots and celery sticks.
I will eat all night long, even
if it starts to make me sick.
'Cause I just want some food tonight,
How about a Diet Sprite?
Sausage pizza, too.
Santa, all I want for Christmas is food
Food...
I just feel like dining,
On an avocado pear.
Find me in the kitchen,
Chewing on a gummy bear.
And everyone is eating,
I am really feeling hungry,
Santa can't you see what I really really need?
Won't you bring me a bag of sunflower seeds?
Oh, I don't want a lot for Christmas,
All I want are toasted s'mores.
I just want a sack of candy.
Right outside my bedrooM door.
What is with the new cell phone?
I JUST WANT AN ICE CREAM CONE!
Chicken nuggets, too...
Santa, all I want for Christmas is food...
All I want for Christmas is food, Santa...
(repeat and fade)
lebeiw@lycos.com
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It works =)
Did I really get 17 votes on this already, or did something go wrong again? There were no votes when I checked at about 11AM, and it's 4:30 right now...
How does a so-so parody like this get so many votes? Its not even that good.
nope, this one reused an old slot from a parody that was removed for plagery (or duplication).. I have to write something to remove old voting files when I delete parodies from the site.. and I recently purged a lot of old parodies from the site which were in violation of system rules, so this won't be the last time this happens (unless I write something to remove improper voting files)..
Thanks Chuck
no problem.. and I fixed the deletion process to prevent something like this occuring again.
Cute. I like it.
I thought it was pretty stupid
If i ever get to doing a Christmas album one day, I should sing this song and put it on the album
that was pretty funny, considering my first parody was called "I like food".
i bloody love it!
I like! And it's much better than the original I must say... although I do have those feelings of romance and longing quite often, though not necessarily at the holidays... but I digress. Let's see Mariah porking out on all of that food!
Hahah, hilarious!
You, my friend... are a genius. :-D
I absolutely love it my 6th grade class is doing it for our Christmas performance! (btw I'm a student.)
I loved this.
www.youtube.com good parody
But leave out the Fruitcake
That would be perfect for just dance!!!
I sang on voice plus it’s super funny😂
well I'd like to make sure I get some food for Christmas as well, but maybe not ice cream
Omg I love this song!! I'm dancin'
Omg this was so Funny NOttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!! jk
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