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Song Parodies -> "The Ballad Of Axl Rose (Fire Your Band)"

Original Song Title:

"Fire Your Guns"

Original Performer:

AC/DC

Parody Song Title:

"The Ballad Of Axl Rose (Fire Your Band)"

Parody Written by:

Chris Pollman

The Lyrics

I love Guns N' Roses, but ya gotta admit...By the way, itsn't it funny how "Axl" sounds a lot like "Ass hole"?
Ass hole, his ego's bad
Lot like Kiss, wallets so fat
He had Slash, and Duff too
Now It's Buckethead, looks so dead
What is he gonna do?

Fire! - When your ego's big
Fire! - You snap like a twig
Fire! - A self-centered pig

Yeah, when time's on hand-
Fire your band
Fire your band
Fire your band
Fire your band

That singer smites, reporters
Real upset, voice is wild
Thinks he rules, the whole band
Now he's lost and dazed, his mind is grazed
What is he gonna do?

Fire! - When your ego's big
Fire! - You snap like a twig
Fire! - A self-centered pig

Yeah, when time's on hand-
Fire your band
Fire your band
Fire your band
Fire your band

Yeah ya time was at hand
He had to fire your band!
Fire his band
Ya gotta fire your band
Fire your band
Eeowh, yeah, yeah!

Fire! - When your ego's big
Fire! - You snap like a twig
Fire! - A self-centered pig

Yeah, when time's on hand-
Fire your band
Fire your band
Fire your band
Fire your band

Yeah, he had some fun,
He had to fire "his" band
Fire his band (repeat 9x)

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I like Axl Rose - June 19, 2004 - Report this comment
I like New GN'R. Who wrote that song? bad, very bad

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