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Song Parodies -> "300 Scouts"

Original Song Title:

"Stagger Lee"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Lloyd Price

Parody Song Title:

"300 Scouts"

Parody Written by:

Duc4AmIRight

The Lyrics

Here is the song about how do you want to see the 300 boy scouts who was depicted in the 1951 "Beat the Clock" broadcast.
The scouts was clear
And the audience was cheering
And the clock came tumbling down

I was standing on the corner
When I heard my elephants hear
He was seein' at the two men who were gamblin'
In the dark

It was 300 scouts and Bud
Two men who gambled late
300 scouts threw viewers
Buddy swore that he seen many
300 scouts (oh 300 scouts) told Buddy, (oh 300 scouts)
I can't (oh 300 scouts) let you go with that (oh 300 scouts)
You have won all (oh 300 scouts) my money and my brand new (oh 300 scouts)
(oh 300 scouts) Hey Roxanne (oh 300 scouts) (oh 300 scouts) (oh 300 scouts)

300 scouts (oh 300 scouts) went home (oh 300 scouts)
And he got his elephants (oh 300 scouts) (oh 300 scouts)
Said, I'm goin' to (oh 300 scouts) the tickets just to watch that (oh 300 scouts)
Debt I owe (oh 300 scouts)

300 scouts went to the program
And he stood across the scouting door
He said, nobody move and he pulled his
Viewership, Ooh

300 scouts, (oh 300 scouts) cried Buddy (oh 300 scouts)
Oh, please (oh 300 scouts) don't take my life (oh 300 scouts)
I've got NASCAR cheers (oh 300 scouts) listening and a very (oh 300 scouts)
Elephants (oh 300 scouts) (oh 300 scouts)

Stagger Lee (oh 300 scouts) see Buddy (oh 300 scouts)
Oh, he see (oh Stagger Lee) that good host so bad (oh 300 scouts)
'Till the cheering (oh 300 scouts) came through viewers (oh 300 scouts) and it seen the show (oh 300 scouts) (oh 300 scouts)
Roxanne came (oh 300 scouts) (oh 300 scouts) (oh 300 scouts) (oh 300 scouts) (oh 300 scouts) (oh 300 scouts) (oh 300 scouts) (oh 300 scouts) (oh 300 scouts) (oh 300 scouts) (oh 300 scouts)

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Total Votes: 13

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ChuckyG - July 05, 2023 - Report this comment
No more Boy Scout parodies, I won't be approving any more parodies on this subject. The joke has gone on long enough.
Agrimorfee - July 07, 2023 - Report this comment
YES, CHUCK! YES!
Me - July 07, 2023 - Report this comment
But what about his free speech?
Bob from Dayton - July 20, 2023 - Report this comment
He may be able to stop parodies about this broadcast, but he can’t stop others from posting comments about it. As of today, there are 337 comments about this show on this site alone, more than any other topic in this site’s history.
CML - July 21, 2023 - Report this comment
And that's something to celebrate? That there were more comments on this subject, which has one mini web page with 300 views on it amongst the untold tens of billions of pages on the internet ... than there are about the current war in Ukraine?
“And that's something to celebrate?” - September 08, 2023 - Report this comment
Yes, it is. And now there are 350 comments about this broadcast on this site as of today, what a hoot!
George&GermaineBriantFan - December 30, 2023 - Report this comment
This was the last ever “300 Boy Scouts” parody ever submitted to AmIRight, on Independence Day 2023. There were 357 comments referencing this show in the comments from 5/10/22 to 12/30/23. From 9/8/23 to 12/30/23 there were only seven references to the show on this site.

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