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Song Parodies -> "I Didn't Mean to Learn Klingon"

Original Song Title:

"I Didn't Mean to Turn You On"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Robert Palmer

Parody Song Title:

"I Didn't Mean to Learn Klingon"

Parody Written by:

Porfle Popnecker

The Lyrics

When I took you to
The Star Trek Con, I was immune
But now it's through
I didn't mean to get hooked, too

Now I bring you home
And tell you goodnight in a foreign tongue
I'm sorry, baby
I didn't mean to learn Klingon

Whoa, baby, I didn't mean to learn Klingon

I read it wrong
I was just tryin' to watch "Wrath of Khan"
In the wrong room
I didn't mean to learn Klingon

I know you
Expected a normal guy
And were confused
When I said "yee-KKHONG-choo" (1)

Do-KHA, baby (2)
I didn't mean to learn Klingon

I told you twice
But a warrior can't be nice
Told myself to yee-JATK-KKHO (3)
But I didn't take my own advice

Hey now, don't be shocked
Let's kick back and watch "Search for Spock"
Have some bloodwine, and some qagh (4)
I didn't mean to learn Klingon

Whoa, baby, I didn't mean to learn Klingon

Why don't I take you to
The Star Trek Con, on Day Two
And when it's through
You'll be speaking Klingon, too

Whoa baby, you'll be speaking Klingon, too







(1) yIQongchu : yee-KKHONG-choo = Sleep Well
(2) Do'Ha': Do-KHA = How Unfortunate
(3) yIjatlhQo' : yee-JATK-KKHO = Be quiet, Don't Speak!
(4) qagh: cogkh = Serpent Worms, Best eaten live

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Rob Arndt - September 12, 2011 - Report this comment
In Rihannsu (Romulan): "Jolan tru"- best wishes!!! 555!!!
Michael Pacholek - September 12, 2011 - Report this comment
This parody is not without honor.
Porfle Popnecker - September 12, 2011 - Report this comment
It is a good day to thank you for your comments.
Patrick - September 12, 2011 - Report this comment
I think I'll stick with Esperanto.
Porfle Popnecker - September 12, 2011 - Report this comment
Didn't Shatner do a movie that was entirely in Esperanto?

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