-> "Ninety-one Counts"
Original Song Title:
"26 Miles"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Ninety-one Counts"
The Lyrics
Ninety-one Counts by Jeff “Dr Chordate” Moran
CHORUS:
Ninety-one counts, A to Z, Alcatraz is a-waitin’ for me.
Alcatraz, the island of jail, For me, for me, for me, for me.
Water all around, everywhere.
Lotta salt spray in the air.
All my buddies are a-waitin’ there
For me, for me, for me, for me.
Georgia, New York, Washington DC,
Courtrooms everywhere a-waitin’ for me.
If I were a billionaire, I know what I’d do:
Spend a few million on hush money.
Ninety-one counts, seems so bizarre,
Like conspiracy to impersonate a public offi-czar,
And making false statements like a common porn star,
Poor me, poor me, poor me, poor me.
CHORUS:
Ninety-one counts, A to Z, Alcatraz is a-waitin’ for me.
Alcatraz, the island of jail, For me, for me, for me, for me.
They say there was a conspiracy
To defraud the USA.
Obstruction of official proceedings.
Well, just listen to what I say.
All that hush money to a Storm(y) in a port,
Falsifying business records.
But when I’m president again,
I’ll get my revenge on those nerds
CHORUS:
Ninety-one counts, A to Z, Alcatraz is a-waitin’ for me.
Alcatraz, the island of jail, For me, for me, for me, for me.
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