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Song Parodies -> "Ninety-one Counts"

Original Song Title:

"26 Miles"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Four Preps

Parody Song Title:

"Ninety-one Counts"

Parody Written by:

Jeff "Dr Chordate" Moran

The Lyrics

This is an experiment to see if the MAGAts are hanging out.
Ninety-one Counts by Jeff “Dr Chordate” Moran

CHORUS:
Ninety-one counts, A to Z, Alcatraz is a-waitin’ for me.
Alcatraz, the island of jail, For me, for me, for me, for me.

Water all around, everywhere.
Lotta salt spray in the air.
All my buddies are a-waitin’ there
For me, for me, for me, for me.

Georgia, New York, Washington DC,
Courtrooms everywhere a-waitin’ for me.
If I were a billionaire, I know what I’d do:
Spend a few million on hush money.

Ninety-one counts, seems so bizarre,
Like conspiracy to impersonate a public offi-czar,
And making false statements like a common porn star,
Poor me, poor me, poor me, poor me.

CHORUS:
Ninety-one counts, A to Z, Alcatraz is a-waitin’ for me.
Alcatraz, the island of jail, For me, for me, for me, for me.

They say there was a conspiracy
To defraud the USA.
Obstruction of official proceedings.
Well, just listen to what I say.

All that hush money to a Storm(y) in a port,
Falsifying business records.
But when I’m president again,
I’ll get my revenge on those nerds

CHORUS:
Ninety-one counts, A to Z, Alcatraz is a-waitin’ for me.
Alcatraz, the island of jail, For me, for me, for me, for me.


Copyright 2024 by Jeffrey Moran

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Zen Adam B. - January 05, 2024 - Report this comment
It would be great if they sent his to Alcatraz and put him in the Birdman's cell. Then when tourists come they can see the new maga exhibit. ;-pp
MAGA hanging out - January 06, 2024 - Report this comment
Anyone check up on Joe Biden lately? Cause it looks like hes gunning for the title of most pathologically retarded head of state ever to be freely elected. First up is a video of The leader of the free world needing to be led away from the podium like a pet Chihuaha by his Nurse Caretaker, I mean wife .. cause somtimes remembering where you entered the room can be too much even for the sharpest mind. And speaking of "Dr" Jill, doesnt she or the Patient in Chief know that a pale, 81 year old Irishman who has had skin cancer should avoid the sun as if he was an aging Morlock. He shouldn't be out in the sun AT ALL How stupid can he be to allow himself to get a third degree sunburn?
Breaking Joe-Tardation News - January 07, 2024 - Report this comment
Apparently, Lloyd Austin, secretary of the most powerful bureaucracy on the planet with a near trillion dollar budget, and a historical Secretary to boot, spent four days last week in INTENSIVE CARE .. and Joe Biden (You know, his boss) was not even aware of it!! Talk about being on top of things!! But hey, whats the big deal about an overweight, 70 year old man being in the ICU for four days? Its not like a guy that age could die in that situation
@BJTN - January 10, 2024 - Report this comment
Joe's not responsible for the health of his staff. I am sure it's not the first time someone hid their health issues from their boss, either. "Not a big deal", indeed. SMH.

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