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Song Parodies -> "That Talk Host’s School Days"
Original Song Title:
"That Old Black Magic"
Original Performer:
Glenn Miller
Parody Song Title:
"That Talk Host’s School Days"
Parody Written by:
Skip Nelson & the Modernaires
The Lyrics
That talk host’s school days have me in a spell,
Those “Yee-haw!!” school days he recalls so well,
Those young cheerleaders up and down his side,
The tests he’d cheat on, and that wasted time.
That Marcia Brady coaxed discharge inside,
Could Carole Lombard have been his, in stride?
And down and down I go,
Down this rabbit hole,
How much can we possibly find?
I should stay away, but what can I do?
I hear his name, and I’m aflame…
“Yee-haw!!” he yelled part of his school choir,
Though school hated this; his hormones on fire…
For he’s the talk host we’ve been waiting for,
So yell “Yee-haw!!” to that Gary Savior,
And every time I hear that line, listen,
Down and down I go,
Down this rabbit hole,
In a spin, loving what Gary did,
During that talk host’s school days…of love!
Those “Yee-haw!!” school days he recalls so well,
Those young cheerleaders up and down his side,
The tests he’d cheat on, and that wasted time.
That Marcia Brady coaxed discharge inside,
Could Carole Lombard have been his, in stride?
And down and down I go,
Down this rabbit hole,
How much can we possibly find?
I should stay away, but what can I do?
I hear his name, and I’m aflame…
“Yee-haw!!” he yelled part of his school choir,
Though school hated this; his hormones on fire…
For he’s the talk host we’ve been waiting for,
So yell “Yee-haw!!” to that Gary Savior,
And every time I hear that line, listen,
Down and down I go,
Down this rabbit hole,
In a spin, loving what Gary did,
During that talk host’s school days…of love!
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Oh joy, somehow G&GBF-CopyBot’s Depends leaked yet another reprise of his favorite hoboes-with-oboes radio moment onto the board. You would think that his recent break from the site would give him new ideas, but not in this case. Then again, we’re talking about a brief anecdote from a single radio broadcast that has no relevance to anything. If it had any merit whatsoever, Joe Biden would be giving Gary McNamara the Medal of Freedom. Instead all it gets are several geezer parodies each week, which are every bit as pathetic as the topic they’re parodying. Simple as the day is long…
^^^^^I'm sure I can't be the only one who finds it curious that Creeping Irrelevance rarely posts anything under his own name anymore. Sfx: Joe Biden voice: "C'mon man, be brave and show the world you're proud to be a D- parodist but an A+ copy cat. That lack of initiative would make you a star in my administration."
Phil, if you don’t like my parodies don’t read them. Did you honestly think I wouldn’t be brave enough to post under my name? C’mon man, the Add Comments button was right there. How hard could it have been? Darrrrr!
Awwww, whaddamatter? Is you still mad 'cuz you can't post your 'tard anthem songs anymore? Likewise, if you don't like my comments, don't read them. As regards posting under your own name, I see Skip Nelson and the Modernaires. Darrrrr indeed.
I will give you credit at least for using a song that some people have actually heard to make your point--although it doesn't change the fact that it's still about a story that very few people actually know about.
Agrimorfee, if possible, please send a copy of this entry (and others like it) to Gary McNamara. Anyone who takes that much pride in a high school story such as this is not even worthy of a participation trophy, let alone hosting a national talk show. Therefore, if he truly realized how stupid it actually is, then he would admit fault and leave Red Eye Radio for the sake of his country. As my now-dead boyfriend George&GermaineBriantFan would have said, “Let’s do 300 parodies on the same songs and topics until Gary McNamara realizes how funny I’m being”. To which Gary M. would have just said, “Yee-doggies!!!”
Why pawn that off on somebody else? Too stupid to look up a radio station’s address?
Why pawn your offense over a brief moment of a radio broadcast on someone else? Too stupid to admit how trite it actually is? Apparently you no better than Gary M. himself. Darrrrrr.
“Too stupid to admit how trite it actually is?” I’m a model of constinsency. I’ve had the same stance since the day you churned out your first Gary entry. And even for a mental patient as yourself, how can you not realize that 99% of his “story” was made up by you? All he actually provided was the “Yee-haw” which you used for the basis of a false narrative. If that’s how dumb you are in person, imagine how stupid your spermatozoa must be. Pretty sure they wouldn’t know how to swim, let alone generate a functioning human being.
^^^^^KingOfAllCopy-Bots (Creeping Irrelevance) surprising no one by posting comments under another name.
^^^^^Captain Obvious (Phil Ossifer) surprising no one by failing to understand the historical and educational significance of Gary McNamara’s last day of high school. The fact that he even graduated from high school is proof that he’s smarter than Phil Ossifer. Again, what color is the sky in your lonely little world?
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