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Song Parodies -> "When You Really Need TV (Revised)"

Original Song Title:

"Rhythm Steps"

Original Performer:

Herbie Kay & His Orchestra

Parody Song Title:

"When You Really Need TV (Revised)"

Parody Written by:

George&GermaineBriantFan

The Lyrics

Rain, (Start in to rain, it’ll have to rain)
Here’s that rain, (Start in to rain, it’ll have to rain)
That rainfall is bound to get you,

Oh, (What’s on? It’s “My Mermaid & Me”)
Don’t go slow, (What’s on? It’s “My Mermaid & Me”)
That rainfall is bound to get you,

Rainfall... rainfall... rainfall... rainfall... rainfall... mmm...

(female vocal solo)

Dish Switch Steps,
Call for the rain, soon, it will be raining,
Dish Switch Steps,
Pool party planned, almost out of handling,

One, two, three,
Signal through the nation, (dee-de-oh!)
Sugar-free,
Is the cake that’s putting the world on its feet,

Dish Switch Steps,
Once you begin, you have to give in to
Dish Switch Steps,
Get on your toes, ‘cause everyone knows that

If you’re not a dunce,
Oh, you’ll get Dish at once,
Well, keep that cake sugar-free,
Do the Dish Switch Steps!

(vocal trio)

Dish Switch Steps,
Call for the rain, soon, it will be raining,
Dish Switch Steps,
Pool party planned, almost out of handling,

One, two, three,
Signal through the nation, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
Sugar-free,
Is the cake that’s putting the world on its feet,

Dish Switch Steps,
Once you begin, you have to give in to
Dish Switch Steps,
Get on your toes, ‘cause everyone knows that

If you’re not a dunce,
You’ll get Dish at once,
Keep that cake sugar-free,
Do the Dish Switch Steps, whoa!

Dish Switch Steps,
(instrumental call-back)
Dish Switch Steps,
(instrumental call-back)

One, two, three,
Signal through the nation, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
Sugar-free,
Is the cake that’s putting the world on its feet,

Dish Switch Steps,
(instrumental call-back)
Dish Switch Steps,
(instrumental call-back)

If you’re not a dunce,
You’ll get Dish at once,
Keep that cake sugar-free,
Do the Dish Switch Steps, whoa!

Simple as the day is long!

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Phil Ossifer - November 01, 2023 - Report this comment
Oh joy, somehow the relentless rest home rotter's Depends leaked yet another reprise of his favorite hoboes-with-oboes tune onto the board. OTOH, Greta Thunberg would be proud of all the recycling you've done: same old song, same old subjects, ad infinitum. Just out of curiosity, does your dictionary even have listings for "originality" or "wit"? I ask because most others try to work those into their parodies, but hey, you do you.

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