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Song Parodies -> "Help (with my connection)"

Original Song Title:

"Help"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Help (with my connection)"

Parody Written by:

The Parody Author

The Lyrics

Help, I need some Wi-Fi
Help, not just any Wi-Fi
Help, you know I need it, help

When I was younger, so much younger than today
I never worried ‘bout a signal that would stray
But now these modern times have got me feeling blue
My connection’s weak, and I don’t know what to do

Help me if you can, I’m feeling disconnected
And I do appreciate a network that’s protected
Help me get online, won’t you please, please help me

And now my phone’s battery is running low on juice
I’m desperately searching for an outlet to use
I’m stuck in this digital maze, feeling all alone
Can’t even send a text, I’m stranded without a zone

Help me if you can, I’m feeling disconnected
And I do appreciate a network that’s protected
Help me get online, won’t you please, please help me

When I was younger, so much younger than today
never needed help in finding my own way
But now my Wi-Fi’s gone, I’m lost in this abyss
I’m reaching out to you, hoping for a connection bliss

Help me if you can, I’m feeling disconnected
And I do appreciate a network that’s protected
Help me get online, won’t you please, please help me

Help me, help me, ooh

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Glenn Walker - January 31, 2024 - Report this comment
Excellent. Enjoyed it.
The Parody Author - March 16, 2024 - Report this comment
Thank you Glenn!

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