-> "Help (with my connection)"
Original Song Title:
"Help"
Parody Song Title:
"Help (with my connection)"
Parody Written by:
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The Lyrics
Help, I need some Wi-Fi
Help, not just any Wi-Fi
Help, you know I need it, help
When I was younger, so much younger than today
I never worried ‘bout a signal that would stray
But now these modern times have got me feeling blue
My connection’s weak, and I don’t know what to do
Help me if you can, I’m feeling disconnected
And I do appreciate a network that’s protected
Help me get online, won’t you please, please help me
And now my phone’s battery is running low on juice
I’m desperately searching for an outlet to use
I’m stuck in this digital maze, feeling all alone
Can’t even send a text, I’m stranded without a zone
Help me if you can, I’m feeling disconnected
And I do appreciate a network that’s protected
Help me get online, won’t you please, please help me
When I was younger, so much younger than today
never needed help in finding my own way
But now my Wi-Fi’s gone, I’m lost in this abyss
I’m reaching out to you, hoping for a connection bliss
Help me if you can, I’m feeling disconnected
And I do appreciate a network that’s protected
Help me get online, won’t you please, please help me
Help me, help me, ooh
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