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Song Parodies -> "George Briant"
Original Song Title:
"Rhythm Steps"
Original Performer:
Herbie Kay & His Orchestra
Parody Song Title:
"George Briant"
Parody Written by:
George&GermaineBriantFan
The Lyrics
Sing, (Start in to sing, you’ll have to swing,)
Then, you’ll swing, (Start in to sing, you’ll have to swing,)
Those Briants are bound to get you,
Oh, (Turn on the heat, then beat your feet,)
Don’t go slow, (Turn on the heat, then beat your feet,)
Those Briants are bound to get you,
Briants, Briants, Briants, Briants, Briants...mmm...
(female vocal)
George Briant,
Married Germaine, his life had been swinging,
George Briant,
Turn on the heat, your feet will keep beating,
Eighty-three,
Married years elation, (dee-de-oh!)
Germaine, see,
Was his wife; they’re putting the world on its feet,
George Briant,
Once you begin, you have to give in to
George Briant,
Get on your toes, ‘cause everyone knows that
If you’re not a dunce,
Oh, you’ll catch on at once,
Well, Germaine’s his wife, you see,
He was George Briant!
(vocal trio)
George Briant,
Married Germaine, his life had been swinging,
George Briant,
Turn on the heat, your feet will keep beating,
Eighty-three,
Married years elation, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
Germaine, see,
Was his wife; they’re putting the world on its feet,
George Briant,
Once you begin, you have to give in to
George Briant,
Get on your toes, ‘cause everyone knows that
If you’re not a dunce,
You’ll catch on at once,
Germaine’s his wife, you see,
He was George Briant, whoa!
George Briant,
(instrumental call-back)
George Briant,
(instrumental call-back)
Eighty-three,
Married years elation, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
Germaine, see,
Was his wife; they’re putting the world on its feet,
George Briant,
(instrumental call-back)
George Briant,
(instrumental call-back)
If you’re not a dunce,
You’ll catch on at once,
Germaine’s his wife, you see,
He was George Briant, whoa!
Simple as the day is long!
Then, you’ll swing, (Start in to sing, you’ll have to swing,)
Those Briants are bound to get you,
Oh, (Turn on the heat, then beat your feet,)
Don’t go slow, (Turn on the heat, then beat your feet,)
Those Briants are bound to get you,
Briants, Briants, Briants, Briants, Briants...mmm...
(female vocal)
George Briant,
Married Germaine, his life had been swinging,
George Briant,
Turn on the heat, your feet will keep beating,
Eighty-three,
Married years elation, (dee-de-oh!)
Germaine, see,
Was his wife; they’re putting the world on its feet,
George Briant,
Once you begin, you have to give in to
George Briant,
Get on your toes, ‘cause everyone knows that
If you’re not a dunce,
Oh, you’ll catch on at once,
Well, Germaine’s his wife, you see,
He was George Briant!
(vocal trio)
George Briant,
Married Germaine, his life had been swinging,
George Briant,
Turn on the heat, your feet will keep beating,
Eighty-three,
Married years elation, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
Germaine, see,
Was his wife; they’re putting the world on its feet,
George Briant,
Once you begin, you have to give in to
George Briant,
Get on your toes, ‘cause everyone knows that
If you’re not a dunce,
You’ll catch on at once,
Germaine’s his wife, you see,
He was George Briant, whoa!
George Briant,
(instrumental call-back)
George Briant,
(instrumental call-back)
Eighty-three,
Married years elation, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
Germaine, see,
Was his wife; they’re putting the world on its feet,
George Briant,
(instrumental call-back)
George Briant,
(instrumental call-back)
If you’re not a dunce,
You’ll catch on at once,
Germaine’s his wife, you see,
He was George Briant, whoa!
Simple as the day is long!
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THIS IS OUR NEW AL YANKOVICH!!!
Eight parodies of the same song in a single day. I noticed there are almost 100 entries about it by this artist already, how much longer do you plan on doing this nonsense? BTW do you even spend any more than five minutes each writing these entries? All you do is copy/paste the last drivel you posted and change no more than ten words. You might as well let A.I. do all the work for you.
Hey GeorgeAndGermaineBriantFan, I've got a challenge for you: Since you seem to need feedback of some kind, try writing these "comments" without relying on stuff I've posted in the past, then submit them under your own name. Think that 20-watt brain of yours can pull that off?
George Leon Briant died nineteen years ago today, three days after the death of Germaine, his wife of eighty-three years. We will never forget him!
George Leon Briant was born exactly 123 (“One, two, three, it’s a new sensation. Dee-de-oh!”) years ago today. So there’s no doubt that G&GBF would be having his old-couple/geezer gals/‘tard anthem party today if he was still alive. OTOH, G&GBF-CopyBot would be proud of all the recycling he did: same old song, same old subjects, ad infinitum. Maybe let the Guinness Book of World Records know.
G&GBF-CopyBot, you do realize this singular old guy was your now-dead boyfriend’s obsession, right? If you could provide me with things like his name and date of death, I could create my own George Briant obsession.
In all honesty, I enjoy pointing out that your double-digit IQ relegates you to being a copy/paste ‘tard with no original ideas. Then again, not like your now-dead boyfriend was much better. How sad is it when you sacrifice the relationships with the most important people in your life to completely devote the rest of your life to a “song” no one else knows or cares about?
George & Germaine Briant are visualizing Dayton Bob in the role Saint Paul took toward Christians; initially a persecutor of the Briants, then their biggest promoter. Attention whore much?
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