-> "Medical Tape Wrapsody"
Original Song Title:
"Bohemian Rapsody"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Medical Tape Wrapsody"
Parody Written by:
Annie Gardener
The Lyrics
Did I just wake up?
Oh yeah my surgery
Hooked to an I V
Oh s*** is that tape I see?
Had it pulled off
And then they put more on me
D@** get this tape off, don't come off easily
Because it's hurting lots , ripping skin
It lifts my moles, up again
Any operation, just don't use that d@** tape on me, on me
Just had, my right ear fixed
Strip of tape around my ear
How's the outside, is my fear
Mama, this is such a pain
D@** I've got to get this off some way
Mama, ooo
Well I am not gonna cry
If I cant get this thing off buy tomorrow
Moaning on, Moaning on, maybe try to sue the doctors
Recall, small needle pokes
The needle pokes are fine
But they're taping all the time
Goodbye everybody - I've got to go
Gotta take this d@** tape off and replace it
Mama, ooo-
Think I'm gonna die
I sometimes wish tape never was made at all
I see a little bumpouetto on my arm
Scarsaren'tmuch, scarsaren'tmuch dare you to lift up my hair
Thunderbolt and lightning - look it's a MRI machine
Getthistapeoff, getthistapeoff
Getthistapeoff, getthistapeoff
Getthistapeoff goshohno – circulao
Now you know my weakness and pain wont stop me
You know my weakness why'd I tell anyway
Must be because of my insanity
Easy come easy go – stuck with tape oh no
Heywhatthe NO! - it will not let you go - let me go
Heywhatthe NO! - it will not let you go - let me go
Heywhatthe it will not let you go - let me go
Will not let you go - let me go (never)
Never let you go - let me go
Never let me go - ooo
Have, you, heard, of, a, band, aid?
Oh mama mia, mama mia, mama mia Mario
Beelzebub has a whole reel put aside for me
for me
for me
So you think you can tape me right up to my eye
So you think you can Tape me and leave me to die
Oh baby - can't do this to me baby
Just gotta yank off - just gotta yank it offa here
Ooh yeah, ooh yeah
Surgery don't Matter
Anyone can see
Keep that medical tape- keep that medical tape from me
Any operation
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