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Song Parodies -> "Wedding Steps"
Original Song Title:
"Rhythm Steps"
Original Performer:
Herbie Kay & his Orchestra
Parody Song Title:
"Wedding Steps"
Parody Written by:
George&GermaineBriantFan
The Lyrics
Sing, (Start in to sing, you’ll have to swing,)
Then, you’ll swing, (Start in to sing, you’ll have to swing,)
That wedding is bound to get you,
Oh, (Turn on the heat, then beat your feet,)
Don’t go slow, (Turn on the heat, then beat your feet,)
That wedding is bound to get you,
Wedding... wedding... wedding... wedding... wedding... mmm...
(female vocal)
Wedding Steps,
Call for the rain, soon, it will be raining,
Wedding Steps,
Gifts & cake planned, almost out of handling,
One, two, three,
Take a brief vacation, (dee-de-oh!)
Gluten-free,
Is the cake that’s putting the guests on their feet,
Wedding Steps,
Once you begin, you have to give in to
Wedding Steps,
Get on your toes, ‘cause everyone knows that
If you’re not a dunce,
Oh, you’ll catch on at once,
Well, keep that cake gluten-free,
Do the Wedding Steps!
(vocal trio)
Wedding Steps,
Call for the rain, soon, it will be raining,
Wedding Steps,
Gifts & cake planned, almost out of handling,
One, two, three,
Take a brief vacation, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
Gluten-free,
Is the cake that’s putting the guests on their feet,
Wedding Steps,
Once you begin, you have to give in to
Wedding Steps,
Get on your toes, ‘cause everyone knows that
If you’re not a dunce,
You’ll catch on at once,
Keep that cake gluten-free,
Do the Wedding Steps, whoa!
Wedding Steps,
(instrumental call-back)
Wedding Steps,
(instrumental call-back)
One, two, three,
Take a brief vacation, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
Gluten-free,
Is the cake that’s putting the guests on their feet,
Wedding Steps,
(instrumental call-back)
Wedding Steps,
(instrumental call-back)
If you’re not a dunce,
You’ll catch on at once,
Keep that cake gluten-free,
Do the Wedding Steps, whoa!
Simple as the day is long!
Then, you’ll swing, (Start in to sing, you’ll have to swing,)
That wedding is bound to get you,
Oh, (Turn on the heat, then beat your feet,)
Don’t go slow, (Turn on the heat, then beat your feet,)
That wedding is bound to get you,
Wedding... wedding... wedding... wedding... wedding... mmm...
(female vocal)
Wedding Steps,
Call for the rain, soon, it will be raining,
Wedding Steps,
Gifts & cake planned, almost out of handling,
One, two, three,
Take a brief vacation, (dee-de-oh!)
Gluten-free,
Is the cake that’s putting the guests on their feet,
Wedding Steps,
Once you begin, you have to give in to
Wedding Steps,
Get on your toes, ‘cause everyone knows that
If you’re not a dunce,
Oh, you’ll catch on at once,
Well, keep that cake gluten-free,
Do the Wedding Steps!
(vocal trio)
Wedding Steps,
Call for the rain, soon, it will be raining,
Wedding Steps,
Gifts & cake planned, almost out of handling,
One, two, three,
Take a brief vacation, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
Gluten-free,
Is the cake that’s putting the guests on their feet,
Wedding Steps,
Once you begin, you have to give in to
Wedding Steps,
Get on your toes, ‘cause everyone knows that
If you’re not a dunce,
You’ll catch on at once,
Keep that cake gluten-free,
Do the Wedding Steps, whoa!
Wedding Steps,
(instrumental call-back)
Wedding Steps,
(instrumental call-back)
One, two, three,
Take a brief vacation, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
Gluten-free,
Is the cake that’s putting the guests on their feet,
Wedding Steps,
(instrumental call-back)
Wedding Steps,
(instrumental call-back)
If you’re not a dunce,
You’ll catch on at once,
Keep that cake gluten-free,
Do the Wedding Steps, whoa!
Simple as the day is long!
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I love it. The UK should adopt it right now! God Save the King is the dreariest national anthem ever. The king and queen could tap dance on the balcony of Buckingham Palace while horses wearing feathered head dresses perform a synchronised dance number along the Mall.
How romantic is that?
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